ninja's house.

army sucks

2010-12-18T01:38:00.002+08:00

title says it all!

just came back from one week of mission and before we even settle the stuff for the week, next week's ops poses hell lot of stress on us. then there's unfinished businesses from this week. i think i can say goodbye to civilisation for this christmas. arghhhh what the fuck!

hating army more and more. it just creates unnecessary problems for everyone.

one garing example is 'standardisation'. why the fuck must everything be standardised? not like when we go for war it's gonna help right. the sole purpose of standardisation is to build discipline. and this type of discipline is retarded and there's no use for it in a war. it's just there so intructors can find more fault with NSFs like us and then punish us redundantly to feed their egos.

cant wait to ord. actually ord isnt good enough. i wanna quickly finish reservice too!

arghhh no more block leave!

2010-12-10T00:14:00.003+08:00

i cant believe one week is gonna be over real soon. it's friday already! then saturday, then sunday. i have to book in on sunday night! rahhhhhh!

how come one week at outfield is such a drag but one week of leave is so speedy!? not fair. see saturday and sunday passed rather quickly. then fatgirl came back on monday and i met her on tuesday! woooohooo. and tuesday night i had to book in cos i had guard duty on wednesday. so whole of wednesday was spent doing guard duty which is something really stupid. duty ended on thursday morning so thursday is more or less wasted too. wtf sia.

tmr going to meet fatgirl ad have lots of fun! gonna eat a lot.

ahhhh one-week outfield exercise right after block leave. how could this happen to me!!
and, i have THREE EXTRA DUTIES just because i fucking forgot to lock my cupboard. what has SAF become. there's nothing important or valuable in my cupboard so it's stupid that i lock it and then unlock it whenever i need something. you don't see the hassle? ok, keylocks are already troublesome enough but ours are the stupid umber-locks where you have to keep turning the knob to and fro. opening the lock takes and average of ten seconds which is a reaaaal BIG deal for me (and perhaps many of my friends too). and one small error and you have to re-do the whole combination again! what a stupid design. might as well give each and everyone a fingerprint-recognising lock. or iris-scanner lock. save all the time.

and these three extra duties came at the season to be jolly :( i hope i get to celebrate xmas. i dont care new year or whatever fuck. christmas is more important than new year. there's santa for xmas.
what do you think? you think there's another old man for new year? nooooooo the old man's booked for chinese new year as cai shen ye!

there's snow during xmas! and no snow during new year. or is there? i dont care there's no snow in fucking singapore! dont take offense, i love singapore. i'm protecting it! woooohoooo!

hihi i'm back!

2010-12-05T00:33:00.002+08:00

ahhhhhh i havent been blogging for ages!

life's been pretty mundane these days. commando life is all about staying in camp for 5 freaking long days a week. and training. and more training. but it's BLOCK LEAVE NOWWWW! till the 11th of dec. but, i have guard duty on wednesday :(

fatgirl's in hongkong now. rahhh cant spend my leave with her.

i think i'll try to blog once every week since i rarely get to use the internet since i'm isolated from the world 5 days a week :(
it's soooo depressing!

brunei

2010-10-31T06:02:00.002+08:00

woooo i'm back from brunei babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. and, in one piece!

trust me, it was the most trying 21days of my life, emotionally, mentally and physically.we went through worst than what OCTs do in brunei.

thank God it's over. but i have to say it was an educational experience, really changed my perspective of the world and everything around me.

i miss fatgirl:( cant wait to see her!

it has come

2010-10-09T00:16:00.002+08:00

The time has come for Brunei.

As 170 commandos enter the jungle in the next episode of Man vs Wild, who will survive?!

Tackling 38 degrees celsius, the rainiest season of the year, deep swamps, crocodiles and grossly gargantuan mutant insects, will Alpha company emerge victorious and return with the coveted RED BERET?!

tune in for the result show on 31st October 2010.

fuck my life :(

ahhhhh outfield!?

2010-09-19T00:41:00.001+08:00

ahhhhhhhh oh man gonna go outfield already. 5days without sleep at all and 24/7 green face.
:(
:(
:(
:(

ninja shinobi ownz your ass people

sci vs art

2010-09-05T00:32:00.002+08:00

nothing special recently. just keep going outfield for stupid stuff and waiting for turn outs. long runs and push ups and being on the ball. gotta do that to prevent burning up my weekends.
man i really dunno what i'm doing. i'm just sucking my thumb and doing shit! mehhhhhhhhhhh

all i look forward to everyday is msging/talking to fatgirl. she is very very very adorable, yes.
i also look forward to hearing from my parents cos they'll tell me to be calm and not get stressed over army.

i'm like some depression patient!

anyway, i thought of something on the way home. how science students and art students think differently. arts students embrace what what humans came up with. it's something very abstract but will never come about without human sentience. science students, on the other hand, would think that all the artsy pursuit are not important since we dont even know fully the universe we live in. arts can be left for the future when we truly grasp knowledge of existence itself.

ah i dunno what i'm talking about. my attempt to sound sophisticated has failed!

CT scan!

2010-07-31T00:02:00.000+08:00

i had a CT brain scan at tan tock seng hospital today! haha very cool, new experience. gotta experience everything! except field camp.
but CT scans exposes me to radioactivity. what if i get cancer!

anyway fatgirl please dont be upset anymore k. fatboy's here to comfort and protect you! i love you so much

staying out

2010-07-29T22:05:00.002+08:00

wooohooo i'm back at home on a thursday night cos we're staying out. not enough bunks in camp since the new BMT batch coming in. but i have to reach camp at 7.20am tmr so early!

going to hendon camp next week where hell starts. rahhhhh i dont wanna go.

anyway, i really dont think commandos are any good. actually none of the army units are good. i think police can win them anytime.
you see, police has firsthand everytime cos it has to tackle criminals which are always present. however, in the army, commando or not, they dont have any real experience. sure they practise everything but all in controlled environment. and they do these practice like drills so it's like a dead and inflexible set of actions. they wont know how to handle real fights and everything.

it's like you train for a race but dont actually go for the race. you'll definitely lose when you race against a much more experienced racer right.

in conclusion, scrape conscription army in singapore starting 30 jul 2010 please. thank you

fatgirl and i ate potatoes!

2010-07-03T21:15:00.002+08:00

i had fun with fatgirl today and had such a filling dinner! we went to marche at 313 and had rosti which is a very very delicious potato dish!

army is really boring and tiring and i hate it. mehhhh. but this week we have a new pet praying mantis. it's really cool watching him eat grasshoppers and lizards. it's really a vicious predator! the way it hunts is really cool. but guess what, we also saw another praying mantis eaten by a bird.
we witnessed the food chain! we saw a praying mantis at the grandstand then when it flew away, everyone was like 'WOWWWW' And as we were watching in awe at the little predator flying away, the bird caught it midflight and landed to eat. then all of us went 'AWWWWWWW' so anticlimax.

then when we put one of the grasshoppers into the container with the mantis, the grasshopper actually started to eat the grass in the container! having his last supper before becoming the mantis's supper.
grass -> grasshopper -> praying mantis -> bird

coooool

no fucking way

2010-06-14T20:59:00.002+08:00

guess what, just got news that i have to do guard duty this weekend cos i am on attend c. where the fuck is the logic?!
it's fucking like saying because you're sick, you have to run an extra 18937km next week. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOGIC?

and i just had guard duty on sunday, you mean i'm going guard duty for TWO CONSECUTIVE FUCKING WEEKENDS?!

hell no. no way i'm doing it. i'm sick and they punish me for that. i would like to remind them that it's because of them that i got even sicker. vomited on wedesday and got light duties status on thurs and fri.
BUT they made me go outfield and join training on friday even though i was on status. the sickness got worse and i vomited again. saturday i had guard duty, couldnt escape even though i was sick. saw doctor on sunday morning with stomach infection.

see, they made me sick, and they gave me guard duty for being sick and needing to rest. WHAT THE FUCK. I REALLY WANNA SMASH MY KEYBOARD NOW

army sucks big time. i really dont need this. fuck this system. fuck saf, fuck mindef and fuck commando. they cant try to understand how we feel.

it just hardened some will within me.

attend C is da bomb!

2010-06-14T20:17:00.002+08:00

i'm on attend c status which means i get to stay at home and AWAY FROM ARMY!
but all these until tuesday night. i have got some stomach infection thingy which made me vomit the past few days and today had diarrhoea a few times.

i dont wanna be in sniper rahhhhhh.
it's so stupid, we have to spend two weeks doing our ghilie suits (the suits for us to better camouflage) by tying some strips of gunny sack material and camo material on the suit. we're tying them all ONE BY ONE!
and after two weeks, we're not done yet.

and when we go outfield, we have to wear LBV, ghilie suit over and field pack finally. sniper rifle is dismantled in our field packs and sar21 rifles slung over everything.
claustrophobia strikes me!
really. when jiahong and me got to our hiding place, i just threw everything down cos i felt so constricted and trapped. sucks man.

sianz, gotta go back tmr.

ord quickly

2010-05-27T23:25:00.002+08:00

quickly let me finish NS i wanna get out man.........

this entire week has been crazy. could go home last weekend cos we had support weapons live firing on sat, all the way till sunday 2am. got back to camp and wet to bed at 5.30am then woke up at 7am. we got to book out for the day and had to book in at 9.30pm.

then we got a turn-out when we got back. "FBO in 5 minutes go go go!"
weapons course must be the one with the highest turn-out rate damn

then the rest of the week till now wasnt much better. slept late, woke up early, never had the chance for me to make up for saturday's lack of sleep.

had small-arms live firing on tuesday and only got to sleep at 2am or 3am.
the entire week, when we fall-in for attendance in the morning, i'm halfasleep. cant stay awake at all!

finally a much deserved long weekend break!

and guess what! the problem which has been bugging me for three weeks has been solved woooooo.
i was supposed to go to taiwan which is a fucked up trip cos it's three weeks in the pi sai country. i'll die you knowwww.
but i'm selected for SNIPER COURSE!
this course conicides with the taiwan trip which means i dont have to go taiwan!

they say the sniper course also shag lah. but it's the better deal between taiwan and sniper right. if i had the power of choice in the first place, i'll be sitting in the air-con room for this to years in SAF.

book out early!

2010-05-08T13:53:00.002+08:00

i booked out from camp yesterday. it's earlier than the planned 'saturday morning book out' cos i'm one of those who got silver or above for IPPT.

but i realised it's just a cheap thrill. army has made me so jaded and desensitized. earlier book-outs and nights-off won't make me ecstatic. i mean i'm happy but not over the moon lah.

mehhhhhh

armyyyy

2010-05-01T02:52:00.002+08:00

ah today's time in camp was great. i'd give a 100bucks pay-cut to have this life for every single day till i ORD.

this morning we had PT followed by breakfast. then went back to bunk to play sudoku, read newspapers, talk cockand sleep. then woke up for lunch. after lunch, played sudoku, talk cock, sleep. wake up for dinner. after dinner, book out! ooooooh i caught a glimpse of heaven.

how do i get out of this place?
GET ME OUT OF HEREEEE!

the ball is round

2010-04-12T23:14:00.002+08:00

i wanna play basketball!!!11!
pleaseZ?

ahhhh havent played for so long lehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

POP LOHHH!

2010-04-07T23:14:00.001+08:00

woohoooo end of BMT! long time no see babehhhhhhhhh!

i miss fatgirl. gonna see her tmr, watch movie! cheeeep! happy happy, 10 days block leave. army's driving me insane! RAHHH!

i dont know

2010-03-07T01:03:00.002+08:00

when love makes you selfless and selfish at the same time. it does you know.

i'm neutral about my results. i did okay, better than what people might expect from my prelims. but i'm sad. not because of results lah, i already said i feel nothing about it.
i'm upset because fatgirl's upset. i really cant bear to see her sad.

even if i get lousy shitty grades, i won't care much as long as fatgirl's happy.

i thinki'm retarded.

then sometimes i get selfish. because i'm so possessive, i'm scared that she'll go overseas one day. although honestly, i dont want her to go, who am i to stop her. ultimately, i will still let go cos that's what she wants.

i'm mad.

meowww

2010-03-06T23:50:00.002+08:00

army has just been an ass. and it will continue being an ass without doubt. just kick me out of commando! i wanna be a clerk.

i have lost all motivation and passion for national service. why must there be soldiers? why must there be war? WORLD PEACE WOOOOHOOO FTW

i have my alevels results. dunno where to go now. and i'm sleepyyyyy

ARMY ARMY

2010-02-20T22:57:00.000+08:00

i swear, army sucks. zero freedom, zero individuality. fuck

mehhhh

2010-02-14T00:16:00.002+08:00

fuck, my phone's fucked up. i'm receiving messages from the past whenever someone sends me messages. either that or when i receive a long message, it's cut off halfway.
it's really irritating bloody hell.

anyway, had reunion dinner this evening. but it's already 12.20 so actually it's yesterday evening.

and, i went to sentosa with fatgirl and some of her friends too! niceeeeeee.

happy lunar new year and valentine's day people.

wheeeeee

2010-02-12T23:48:00.004+08:00

ooooo, some very nice sentosa photos!

ahhh today i booked out from commando camp! 7 days of confinement is finally over. i dont know how people can stand 14 days when i almost died after 7.

i cant tell much about commandos cos it's secretive. and quotng my OC, if i tell you, i'll have to kill you. heh heh hehhhh.

botak!

2010-02-01T22:27:00.002+08:00

i am botak now! went to the barber's this evening with my mum to get a soldier's shave. now i look dashing. wooyeah.
my hair is so pretty! i mean, prickly!

and i also got a grey beanie in case i wanna hide my botak head.

ahh it's so weird. it's my first time getting a botak not counting the time i got it when i was a baby. there was this funny feeling when the barber shaved my head, the feeling of something like guilt or something like learning something new. it felt so heavy when the hair fell! mehhhh.

bring it on!

2010-01-28T20:09:00.003+08:00

since you've been a good kid today, more pictures for youuuu!

i have to spam all the photos. cos i dont have much time left. doctor says one more week.
it's okay guys, when i'm gone don't mourn, just carry on. rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice. yah it's a song

mehh one more week to army. BRING IT ONN!!! meow
seriously, i'm prepared for it. i'm excited for it. but fucking hell, i can't bear to leave fatgirl
:( :( :(
i dont know how i'm gonna cope. later i cry every night howwww?!?

but i'm excited cos i think it's gonna remind me of my NCC times! woohooo i likeee. that's the reason i lke mass PE in school too! chirp!

i'm feeling lucky

2010-01-28T00:30:00.002+08:00

since i'm feeling lucky today, you guys are in for a treat. behold, the photo of the most adorable girl in the universe ever!

and hee's a photo of mewith the most adorable girl in the universe ever!

ahhh, i'm going into army next friday. no escape man. mehhjhhhhhj

arhghh ninja!

2010-01-26T20:39:00.002+08:00

he heh hehhhh. the ninja strikes stealthily.

awh manh

2010-01-25T21:54:00.002+08:00

today was out with fatgirl. we were standing outside the toilet at vivo for i-forgot-what when i touched her face in a natural action kind of way.
then this auntie in her 50s or so was walking by. and she did a loud 'tsk' and gave the disapproving look. here's the highlight: she was digging her nose when walking towards the toilet. she was STILL digging her nose when she came out of the toilet.

yo yo what's up man. you tell me which one is worse. touching your girlfriend OR having a nose full of shit and not clearing it IN the toilet but in public.

other than the asshole auntie, everything todat was goooood. met fatgirl at her workplace at starbucks and then we went to vivo for THE TOOTH FAIRY. it's a nice movie but predictable plot though. funny show!

very good

lolllllllipop

2010-01-22T03:04:00.001+08:00

i was reading an article on uncyclopedia about assassins. i found a funny quote.

The Assassin's movements could have been described as catlike, except he did not stop to spray urine against things

then i laughed out loud! it's so damn funny i had to show it to everyone.

moviee

2010-01-22T01:05:00.003+08:00

i have a confession. i love movies! i know most people do too. buttt, i love them so much i consider being a movie critic now.
(not as much as i love fatgirl though cos i dont wanna marry movies)

so, i went online to yahoo about the jobs in the movie review area.

He sees more than 300 films a year. The flicks are free, and come with all-you-can-eat popcorn and occasional interviews with top-end celebrities.

you actually get paid to watch the movie. how cool is that?!

and there's no degree or training required. you can get started being freelance and just submitting your reviews to newspapers or magazines agencies! but prerequisites include eloquent writing and command of the english language and critical thinking skillz manz.

sianz.
byez

RAHHHHHHHHH

2010-01-20T22:46:00.001+08:00

damn fucked up sia

bottomless pit!

2010-01-19T02:44:00.002+08:00

RAHHHHHHH
my appetite has been FEROCIOUSSSS! meow.

recently, it's taking a lot more to satisfy my bottomless pit of a tummy. a few nights ago, i had supper at a pasar malam. i downed two ramly burgers, one coconut and one chicken wing in quick succession. my rampage was only stopped because i had not much money left!

i think i might have swallowed a black hole. and everything i ate is absorbed into the abyss of space. a menace!

anyway, went out with fatgirl today. had chomp chomp for dinner! i loooove it.
BUTT, i love fatgirl moreeee!
we talked about very intellectual stuff, like, what to eat.

hahahahhahahaha
we talked about gravity, photons, lasers, burps, and all the funny funny abstract space science stuff! we also talked about how to create a gun that fires bullets made of ice.

cool right. wooooyeah.
what do you mean no!
you're gonna get it! i'm gonna make you say yes. wahahahmeh.

septuagenarians and octogenarians

2010-01-12T23:20:00.003+08:00

has it ever occured to you how old people seem to gravitate towards each other? i learned about this through some irritating incidents.

i was hurrying at the bus interchange one day. there were about 5 oldies in front of me, not together, not friends. but when i was about to overtake them, they suddenly coagulated into a mass of oldies walking veeerrrryyy slowlyyyyy. i had to circumvent by taking a HUGEEE detour. mehhhh.

then another time, i was trying to alight from the train. imperative: trying.
what the fuck. the bunch of oldies just stood at the door trying to get past me. it's like the positions were switched 180. i was suddenly the one blocking them!
seriously, with the arrows outside the door directing them, with phua chu kang singing about letting people alight first. and then, it's the elderlies who do not perform these acts of courtesy.

i'm not trying to be an ageist here you know, i'll give my seat to an elderly.
OH SEE, seats are reserved for them already so why the hell are they still trying to fight their way onto the train? they think they own the public transport. they are the ones who will put their stuff on the bus seats and prevent people from sitting.

all the young people are giving in to the oldies by giving them the seats and all so why cant the oldies be a bit more sensitive?

i was so angry when one of the oldies blocked my exit that i TSKED so fucking loud.
you know, she was just trying to get past me and trust me, she was getting impatient. fucking hell. if she stood at the side and waited for me to alight before boarding, it wold be sooo much faster and convenient. i think alzheimer's claimed her common sense.

i'm so pissed.

stay

2010-01-11T01:03:00.000+08:00

Boys Like Girls - Two Is Better Than One (Acoustic) HQ - The most amazing home videos are here

2010-01-11T00:30:00.000+08:00

i love fatgirl no matter what

trust

2010-01-10T23:33:00.002+08:00

trust is a fallacy. there is in fact no such thing.
the correct thing to say is 'benefit of doubt'

nobody will trust anyone but himself.

imagine this. you're gonna fall down from 12 storeys high (for some reason).
the one you say you trust the most says that he's not gonna let you die, that he will not let you get hurt. that he will protect you from any harm. that even if he cant save you, he'll let you land on him so you get cushioned. you dont jump anyway because you do not trust the person. you trust yourself more than anyone else.

i dont know how you can earn someone's trust. it's non-existent in the first place you know.

faith

2010-01-10T00:48:00.002+08:00

yep i should have a little faith. everything's gonna be alright kids.

hahaha i realised something fun. you know when you watch spy novels or watch spy movies, people usually use aliases right. and very often, they use alises that have the same initials as their real names for some reason.
Augustine Pang
=AP
=Austin Powers!

i shall call myself austin powers. the ULTIMATE SPYYYYYY!
very nice. (Y)

going sentosa tomorrow! WOOOHOOOOOOO! havent been there for ages. i miss the sun anyway. i havent been doing sports in the sun for a nong nong time.
if it rains, I'M GONNA BE....upset. :(
NOH, i'm still gonna play in da rain.

ahhh my comp is n00b. i can't go to youtoob because i cant download and install flash plyer. and i dont even know how come my flash player went missing in the 1st place. i can't watch nigahiga. bad.

anyway, i'm going to sentosa tmr! can't wait siaaaaaa.a a.

jealousy

2010-01-09T01:18:00.002+08:00

yer hear me? imma gon' keel yer.

fucking hell, whenever i get reminded of that guy, i get so fucking pissed off and upset. i feel so sorry that one of my friends has the same name as that guy because that name pisses me off and that friend doesnt. in fact, the name shouldnt even be tainted. the guy should rename himself as i'm-a-fucker-at-hotmail.cock.cb.knn.lj.knnb

an example of a sentence that might remind me of the fucker is, let's say, 'He kept his notes by his side lest faulty memory lead him astray.'
argh fuck, the sight, it burns!

i dont know why i swear so much in this post.
actually i do.
it's because i'm fucking pissed off about being reminded of that guy. that mother fucker really angers me reeeeeal bad.
self-control, young padawan
FUCK YODA. i will shove the freaking RED light saber up your green ass.
you dont talk to me about self-control

teehee i'm schizophrenic.
but believe me, both of me hates
that,
fucker,
down to,
the,
fucking,
core.

and guess what's the funny thing. I HAVE NEVER MET THAT ASSHOLE!
:D
:D
:D
i think that's cool. being able to harbour such intense hatred for someone i've never met, seen, talked to or any form of contact with. i know i'm being unfair so WHAT HE FUCK? you wanna talk to me about playing fair i will shove the lightsaber up your asshole too. i'm unfair but i'm not sorry about this.

fuck, i've never hated someone so bad. you can throw me ten more shawnas and the net hatred i have for the ten of them for simultaneously lying about me will not rival the hatred i have for that fucker.
ok, maybe it can rival.
BUT, you see the point? in reality, we can never have 10 shawnas. in other words, nothing else that is feasible in the real world can generate such quantity of hatred within me.

i have never wanted to hurt someone real bad. never. i will walk away from fights and all. when i hurt my friends, it's like play.
but you know what. if i ever see that asshole in real life, i will whack him.

i've imagined myself smuggling knukle-dusters into singapore just for that bastard. but, i dont think the knuckle-dusters matter. cos with such burning hatred, i'll be berserk when i start hitting him and when that happens, my bare knuckles are gonna hurt him more than knuckle-dusters. poor fucker, he'd be begging me to use the dusters.

why did he come to singapore. he's safe in malaysia right. he came here..... for fuck?
if i see him, and when i've confirmed it's him, ho ho ho, his mum wont recognise him after that.

hey, let's hope your short stay in singapore runs out before you run into me. i dont wanna go to jail you know? do you know that in singapore, you can be jailed for assasult?
but noh noh noh, dont worry, i'm not gonna be jailed for assault if i meet you.
i think it would be at least life-imprisonment for manslaughter or the gallows for murder.

i know i'm unfair. this world isnt fair man, it just isnt. little fuckers are happy while big fuckers like me arent.
wooohooo what an asshole i'm being.
jealousy just kills everything. it could kill him too, i dunno.

lurve

2010-01-08T00:39:00.002+08:00

hey kids, today's lessonn is gonn beabout the four letter word. yep, LOVE!

from my experience, love isnt about happiness. it's about this supernatural feeling that is out of this world. it CANNOT be linked to either happiness nor sorrow because it's an enitrely different thing. really.

you can be very sad when you're with someone because of many factors but you still wanna be with him. it is not imperative that for love to be present, you must feel happy when being with someone. it's just a feeling that you must be with that special person no matter what.

i know i sound gay. homosexual.
and that's what i am
strongly against!
(read the two lines as one single sentence lah)

since we're talking about love, we might as well talk about the other 4 letter word: CHEATING.
people who cheat in their relationships are mother fuckers (father fuckers if they're girls).

i mean, do you guys have any conscience? when you cheat, it means you do not have feelings for your partner nor do you have feelings for your cheating mate.
firstly, it's obvious that you do not love your actual partner because, well, IT'S COMMON SENSE, i dont have to exprain.
secondly, you do not love the cheating partner because he/she is not important enough for you to immediately break off ties with the actual partner.
so why do people cheat. that's a good question you know.

hey look, it's 1.35am. time for my assassination mission.

doi?

2010-01-07T03:20:00.000+08:00

i love basketball
i love megan MORE!

brother paul

2010-01-07T01:07:00.002+08:00

'We are in danger of making the A levels so tough that it makes it far more difficult for middle-ground learners. I think you can have depth and rigour with less content.'
~brother paul

yep you read that right, this quote is from our very own CJC principal who's leaving already :(

http://meltwaternews.com/prerobot/sph.asp?pub=ST&sphurl=www.straitstimes.com//PrimeNews/Story/STIStory_473946.html

go read the straits times article about him!

ahhh anyway, i am more or less bent on working for SAF or SPF . (you do know SPF doesnt stand for sun protection factor in the case right)
lesson time! saf stands for singapore armed forces and spf, the singapore police force. really!

i wanted to be a vet or zookeeper all my life. really. honestly, education ruined my dream. fucking hell, if singapore's education system was not so content-based and boring, i'd do much better.

brother paul's right. depth and rigour in thinking is more important. what fuck use is there if you know all your shit but cant apply them cos you're brain is only tuned to answering standard questions? believe me when i say we're creating junk. and i AM ashamed to admit this: i'm junk too!
life............. the end draws nigh. oh, by what wretched curse, stumbled upon, have i?

so now i know i wont do well at all for my A's. i wont be able to study veterinary. if i still wanna work at the zoo, i can only clean shit instead of being a real zoologist. really.
i see the image of my own wildlife documentary shattered.
i see the image of me acting like i'm steve irwin shattered.
i see the image of my own nerdiness and the mirror shattered.

shitzo, me be sad.
be very muchly sad.

here comes irony, ramming you like a fatboy RUNNING into you at full speed (~<0.3km/h)
F=ma. force equals to the product of mass and acceleration. i know the acceleration is close to naught. but but but, BUTT!, the mass is HUGEEEEE. like, HUGEEEEE! really. HUGEEEE!
yah.

so, HERE COMES THE IRONY! i wanna protect singapore, whose ministry of education screwed me up. no explanation to this irony. cos i'm weirddd

i wanna protect my country! i feel that singapore deserves peace. wahahaha fear me, i'm propaganda! really.

but i'm not gonna do shit in spf/saf. i'll only go into saf if i stay in commandos, get ocs/sispec, and (but not really a must) be in special ops, reallyyyy.
and i dont wanna be a traffic cop nor neighbourhood cop. i want action! I WANT THE ADRENALINE PUMPING IN MY VEINS! i wanna be in STAR which is singapore's equivalent to SWAT. or a CID officer. woooyeah respect unto meeee!

i dunno why i'm talking so weird today. ok maybe not just today.
but seriously......... nothing.
TEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm so happy i bought a real size ninja kunai!
watch out dawgs, you got a ninja on the loose. you snooze, you lose and your neck receives the noose. the goose ate the moose for apple strudel and fruit juice.
ok ignore the last sentence. it was there to boast my rhyme power. (damn i almost forgot how to spell 'rhyme')

ok actually you can ignore everything in this post! but it's too late right.

ahhh, i'm so hyper. i think i should start callin these type of posts my Off The Pill post. just like nigahiga's offthepill rants.

wheeee

2010-01-06T00:48:00.002+08:00

it's the THIRD POST of the day!
well not exactly. cos it's already past midnight but WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME! hahahaha that's fast becoming my TM quote.

BUT I DONT WANT THAT LOUSY QUOTE TO BE MY TM!

i want this to be:
remember kids, do not try this at home. i'm a trained professional and i know what i'm doing. i've practised for months with proper supervision and safety measures and am therefore equiped to handle what you're about to see. however, you may try this at someone else's home.

just kidding.
BUT SERIOUSLY

who havent thought of being a superhero when he/she is young? well guess what! WHAT?!
this could all come true! REALLY?!
nah.

what superpowers do i want? i wanna be wolverine! WOLVERINE!
wikikikikimeh dom

i'm so restless today. i feel like doing sports now but it's so late already mannnnn. MAN UP!
ok let's play a game. i think of phrases and use the last word of the previous phrase t come up with another phrase and so on.

so the previous phrase was MAN UP!
UP burger
burger king
king solomon
salmon pepper rice (ya i know it's supposed to be solomon, but i cant think of a phrase ok!)
rice bowl
bowling alley
alley cat
cat out of the bag
bag of potato chips

ahh what the hell, now i'm hungry. i wanna eat potato chips! stupid game, made me think of food.

mehhhh

2010-01-05T22:45:00.002+08:00

it's been sucky because it is sucky. rahhhh

ahhhh meoweeerrrrrkeeeedoi.

:(:(:(
):):):
:(:(:( ):):):

speaking about books, i went to the library today. i woke up late and stoned at home until i finally decided to go out and have lunch and then to the library at 3.30. the whole day was spent stoning and slacking and wasting time. there was really nothing much i could do as i wasnt in the mood for anything. fuckkkkk.

yeah i know it was a 'no-linker' in the above paragraph. i know i havent been speaking about books but WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!?
WAHAHAHAHA wahahahahahaha. HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH. hur har hur har cheep.

in other words, i didnt have fun today. am sad.

suckyyyy

2010-01-05T21:26:00.000+08:00

it's been a sucky day, period.

hi kids

2010-01-03T23:22:00.002+08:00

hi kids, it's BARNEY!

guess what, i forgot new year. on new year eve, i was at home stoning. mehhhhh. it's like the new year spirit just ain't in me no more!
jay jay jay jaded.

cheep. i realised that you can appreciate art in many ways. for me, it's more of the first sight art. i am more inclined to appreciate the kind of art that jumps out for your attention at the first gaze. like, a very meaningful scene, bright colours, unique depiction etc.

i'm the one to look at, say, thumbnails of ten art pieces as a whole and zoom in to the one that captures my eye instead of religiously studying every single one of them.

i'm an artsy fartsy boy! woooooo.

in the rare moments when i actually think about stuff (yep, i do think!) i came to a conclusion in the bathroom: there are only two reasons that will make you find someone arrogant. ok i admit there can be more but i could only think of two main reasons!

number one, bitterness. you are not as capable or efficient as someone and thus, you see him as being arrogant because you are mad at him for being better. in this case, even if the person is doing something seemingly innocent, you accuse him of showing off. of course, there's a better alternative called admiration. instead of being bitter, you could admire the person, holding him as your role model or motivation as you strive harder to improve.

number two, you're better. you are better than someone and so when you see the person displaying his lesser-than-you prowess, you feel that he isnt good enough and that you can do better. so you think of him as being arrogant. the better alternative in this case is proving you're better and humbling the person.

cheep. i wanna eat.

i wanna cut my hair! ahhhhhh, one more month to army! COMMANDO, HERE I COMEEEE.

your deadly game

2009-12-31T21:55:00.002+08:00

i cant beat this game! so difficult sia.
i give up trying. but that doesnt mean i give up on the hope of winning the game.
it's up to you now.

ninja fail

2009-12-31T17:38:00.000+08:00

2 horrible ninjas - More bloopers are a click away

niceeeee

eat youu!

2009-12-27T20:05:00.002+08:00

i wanna eat my baby fatgirl nowwww.

yesterday was rather good. i went to sharidan's house for dinner. it's a christmas celebration for his friends and relatives and megan asked me to go with her!
WOOOHOOO!

and today, i watched bodyguards and assassins with my family. it was rather good, balancing action and history.
it really shows a lot about how people are willing to fight and sacrifice their lives for their country. just like what i'd do FOR FATGIRL!

but really, i'll fight for my country lah. which boy wouldnt? believe me, when crisis strikes, everyone will feel a need to defend singapore. there's so much worth protecting.
and, in singapore, every single one of the men are soldiers! how cool is that!WAHAHAHA

the great secret

2009-12-25T21:02:00.002+08:00

during this festive season, i wanna take the opportunity to share with all of you an age old secret. it's not even supposed to be a secret. but few people know it because they lack belief.

the secret is that santa is, in fact, a ninja.

i know it's a shocking revelation.
for many people, ninjas dont exist. the problem is worse for santa.

you have to believe!

santa sneak into houses to distribute presents in the middle of the night yet NOBODY has ever seen him. everyone knows that only ninjas are capable of that.

when it's off-season, santa claus is sent on missions such as assassination and espionage. you have to know that santa loves to kill in fanciful ways. he slits the carotid artery, causing a bloodbath which explains his red suit.

and for the last time, world war zero is already over!
everyone should know that world war zero is the epic ninja-pirate war. and it's so last millennium. today, ninjas and pirates live together in harmony to fight a greater threat- the zombies!
RAHHHHHHH

MERRY XMAS OH OH OH OH.

2009-12-25T12:34:00.002+08:00

mehhh ree christmas!

i was reading some stuff and there was the line 'remember to feed your pets'.
and i'm reminded of nana, my pet terrapin. argh, i spent close to three months waiting for her to eat before she finally passed away. even though she didnt eat for three months (cos of some illness i think), i still gave her food everyday religiously. and i changed her water regularly too, 50% old water, 50% tap water.
I REMEMBER TO FEED HER EVERYDAY FOR THREE MONTHS. but she died. now she's resting in the garden downstairs cos i buried her there.

anyway, the ho ho ho season is hereee!
i went to my aunt's house to celebrate with all the other relatives. it was fun. we exchanged presents and all i received were chocolates! but i like!

then i went for my first clubbing experience. my cousins brought me to double O and my mum said okay since it's just to experience stuff. anyway, i dont think i'll be going back. it's fun with the company but i dont like the atmosphere. it's like something evil is lurking around!

my cousin's boyfriend sent me home at 4 plus and i slept upon hitting the bed cos i was already sleepy at the time we reached the club. (but not before showering lah)

so, that's my christmas story this year.
merry christmas everyone! marry me!not

so hot today!

2009-12-24T00:21:00.002+08:00

it's so hot today. make me sweat like a pig.
oh i know! it must be because i went out with megan in the afternoon!

we went out to look for her mum's present. she got a skirt for her mum and a pair of shorts for herself and i'm just happy to be there! mehhhh heh heh heh heh wooootoooo.

and and ANDDDD, i exchanged presents with megan too!

i know i sound gay now. that's because i AM gay. but no no, i AM happy!
so, i sound like a homosexual because i am happy. i sound gay because i'm gay. get it? RAHHHH

new skin

2009-12-22T22:27:00.002+08:00

wooooooo i see you've gotten a new skin! atta boy, be the man!

ahhh my blogskins are always grey, black and white in colour even though my favourite colour is orange.
do you know why? no!
i like to answer my own questions. yes!

that's because grey is the most neutral colour. orange signifies happiness and my life isnt pure joy 24/7.
so if one day i'm upset, i might find the orange colour offensive. same reason i cant use other colours except the monotonous stuff.

chao outside, mother fuckas. TEEHEEE

strikes back

2009-12-17T22:52:00.000+08:00

fatboy strikes back with a long post. read it at your -
shit i forgot what they always say for this phrase! like, enter at your something. what's that something!? MENTAL BLOCK!
just kidding, of course i know the phrase! READ IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.

i'm a 'what if' guy.
but guess what!
'what if' guys can be classified into so many categories.
one salient stratum consists of those who think about the past, like, 'what if i tried harder?' and 'what if i ate the doughnut instead of the croissant?'

but i'm in the other class. the ones thinking of the future.
like, 'what if the doughnut gets stolen later?'

some call this pessimism, paranoia and all.
i call this preparing for the worst. i know myself the best; i know i'm an optimist!
but i always cant help trying to cover things from all angles.

this is extremely ironic given that my deplorable chess-playing is due to me being straightforward.

i'm so weird lah.
i know, my personality is a amalgam of all contradictions.
i think of all possible scenarios instinctively that some people find me pessimistic. but on the other hand, when i play chess, i go straight for my goal and dont give a damn about loopholes.

i seem crude and hyperactive but on the other hand, i read!

and, i love megan noelle chew!
(ok sorry, no link)

speaking of megan, i'm reminded.
look to your right (as in, right of this page lah, not your exaxt right lah). if you're a tad observant, you'd notice my archives start only from may 2009.
to be exact, my blog started on 18 may 09 when it's supposed to be dec 05.

wait a minute, read this first.
*disclaimer notice: corny and cheesy content involved. any damages or injuries to your digestive tract and hormonal balances will not be my responsibility if you choose to carry on. *

because, megan entered my life on 18th may! that's when my life started.
no offense to the people i knew before then. all are still my friends!

on 18 may, i sent her that fateful facebook message that changed everything in my life.
i swear, my life will never be the same.
i dont want anything from the past to haunt me. i dont want to see the ghosts of my past.
that's why i decided to delete everything before 18th may. to start a new.
i wanna be a good person for megan.

megan's coming back tmr. i hope everything goes well.
i really loveeeee her so much! i cant lose her you knowwwww.

end.

dieeee.

2009-12-07T23:57:00.002+08:00

i've only endured 3 out of 14 days. and it feels like a freaking ten.

i havent been sleeping well these days.
you know, when i normally turn in for the day, i will make sure everything's alright and settled first. but for these 14 nights, i cant do that. so i try to make myself very tired before going to bed by playing pokemon or reading.
but when i go to bed, i cant fall asleep until quite some time later.

and everyday, i will wake up early cos i go out everyday to preoccupy myself. so i get very little sleep in total.

usually when i fall asleep on the train/bus, or someone's house, i'm not fully in deep sleep. it's like a ninja thing not to fall into deep sleep outside of your own house!
but these few days, i totally konk out cos i'm soo tired.
i konked out at limzy's house today. mehhh.

anyway, 7th december which is just minutes ago is the 5th montly anniversary of megan and i being together! nice.
but only if she could be here. RAHHHH

rahhhh ka ka ka ma saaaa

2009-12-06T00:27:00.002+08:00

i only like smart people, that's why i like megan! mehhh.

i went out with the class guys today for dinner and hanging out.

i want my fatgirl NOWWWWwwwW

NINJA ASSASSIN!

2009-12-04T01:30:00.003+08:00

i watched ninja assassin with megan on wednesday!
i know that sounds weird. cos watching 'ninja assassin' also means watching 'augustine' cos they're synonymous.
soo nice, both the company and the movie!

tmr's prom. might be watching ninja assassin again after prom with my classmates.
but no megan :( whyyyyyyy.......
rahhhhhhh

no megan for 14 days. FOURTEEN DAYS. fourteen days is two weeks. so longggg.

i'm so gonna sulk and be emo for two weeks.

back from hiatus

2009-12-01T15:46:00.002+08:00

wahhhhh. i'm back!
i have so much to say but dunno where to start from.

i shall start with this:
do you remember how, when you read about deaths in disasters, you thought 'those people definitely didnt deserve to dieee.'
but have you ever thought, when you see people wearing fur coats and leather jackets, that those animals didnt deserve to die?
the end.

doomsday is coming in 2012 december. i know it's crap, and we'll all think back and laugh at the thought in 2013.
but given the extreme changes in climates and all the natural disasters around, i wouldnt be surprised if doomsday came 200 years later!

one last paper left: bio paper 1.
rahhh after that it's freedom! prom the next day and playing like crazy the following days.
until 5th feb when i get into army.
i'm in commando! but i dont feel hyped up already. i dont even feel happy when i received the letter of enlistment. i just felt, like, neutral. cos i already expected it! mehhh.
i knew this would happen ever since i was in sec4.
i dunno what to expect out of army. i just hope that I GET TO BOOK OUT EVERY WEEKEND TO SEE MY FATGIRL!

sianzzzbanana. i dont know what to type already. byeeee

so many natural disasters!

2009-10-10T12:16:00.002+08:00

why are there so many natural disasters recently! cyclones, hurricanes, earthquakes many many.
coincidence? nooooooo, it's the apocalypse! rahhhh the horrorrrrr!

arghghgh today is a maths day for me so i'm gonna do 5 hours of maths! haha just kidding.
3 hours then! ok still kidding.
ONE HOUR! sounds good to me.

sianzbanana

alright let's go

2009-10-03T22:26:00.003+08:00

it's gonna a longgggg post. BUT READ IT MAN. it's gonna help your english, chings.
remember what your geepee teacer said when your language score was pi upon 20? "read moreee you have to, young padawan."
so tell yoda you're reading mah blok. and mah blok iz the freakiest english-improving, nonsense-loading, attention-attracting blok on the internehk.

life's been pretty monotonous lately.
all it's about are:
(1) Megan
(2) friends
(3) night study
(4) tuition
(5) self study

not that i need more variety in my life; (1) and (2) are pretty much everything i need, (1) to a greater extent hahaha.
but the big A is really wearing me out!
the big A.
a levels lah.

i'm lagging by so much and it's evident in my prelim results.
i daresay i've improved, and that i did better than i expected (yes indeed, i expected straight YOU!) but i'm still not at my maximum potential cos i only know at most half of the syllabus of all my subjects.

let's go into the breakdown. yo yo yo wazzup homey. tuh tuh tuh the breakdown mannn.

chemistry- the scientific study of matter and the building blocks of the universe, and their relationship with one another. it was first coined in 1897 by a young aspiring scientist named achilles. it was discovered, by archaeologists, that the history of chemistry started since time immemorial. but due to insufficient evidence at the 5% significance level, we do not don't not reject the null hypothesis that dinosaurs did not, the opposite of the contrary, practise alchemy.
i gotttt an Elephant! which was okkk cos i went to war with only organic chem in my arsenal. plus my organic chem wasn't perfect to start with. i know nuts about j1 work so imma gonna dieeee.
A for alevel, no substitutes!!!!

biology- i got a Deee. it's a consolation that i'm the top few in class without even studying properly! me niggah got ya hoes. and fuckkking hell, if i went to claim the marks from the essay, i would've gotten even better! but it's prelims so dont needa get so worked up. BUTTTT, watch out hor felicia!
A for alevel. i will hunt chu down.

maths- the only subject i failed. a YOU! no excuses :( just plain laziness and sloppiness.
but it's just practise, practise and practiseeeeee, right? yes-okthankx.
so, A the next time round. roger that.

economicology- surprise surprise! i gotttt E for northkorEa! whooo. it's a great jump from 16% for midyears. and 12/25 for essay is better than )/25 which i got for midyears!
no joke, A toooo!

gipi- D for thenmuck. i have to explain this one. i was so light-headed that day i dunno why. i was so stressed out for no reason that i couldn't stay rational. it's not anxiety; i never suffer from exam stress (just stress from concetrating for long periods). i think it was brand's-chicken-essence-deficiency.
but whatever, just get an A when the actual thing comes. mr wee believes in me!

DDUEE. so nice right. but next time it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
wahahaha.

bahhhh

2009-10-03T20:09:00.001+08:00

gah, just to say, i havent forgotten about my blog! just that i'm so busy i can't update regularly. okthankxbye

sleepover

2009-09-21T20:53:00.003+08:00

sleepover at matthew's was so eventful! more so than any others and any chalets or whatsoever. wheeee.

jarvis, joshua lee, matt and i met on sunday morning and we went to ecp to play some water war with his church people. it was fun, but rather rough. we left when area-cleaning started!

then we did a little parkour when matthew got his knee injured. he has been limping ever since the injury and we had to supoort him and piggyback him.
but that wasn't the only casualty we had.

at the condo, we went swimming. i showed jarvis my butterfly stroke. when he tried it, he dislocated his left shoulder because all the muscles were too stiff! RAHHHH. hahaha.
we had to send him to tan tock seng. so he stayed there till 2am.
we played lan and watched videos before picking jarvis up from the hospital. then we watched a movie at matt's house, played cards till 6am amd slept.

so exciting sia.

WAKA WIIIII DOICHOU TAKIN WALNO? SKIY SKREEE

2009-09-19T00:43:00.002+08:00

dont worry about the title. it doesnt mean anything. it's just the literary embodiment of pure euphoria. eh it doesnt make any sense.

but i'm HAPPYYYY.
if i'm happy and i know i clap my hands *clap clap*
if you're happy and you know, ok that's good for you but keep it to yourself and listen to me clap. *clap clap*

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO NO MORE PRELIMS! NO MORE EXAMS (for a while lah fuck)

went out with megan just now for a movieee. i swear today is the best day ever. (but i'm sure there'll be other days in the future which i would swear as the best days ever too!)

we watched G-force which isnt a kiddy show ok. i liked it! it's about serious stuff like spies, special forces and secret agents. and saving the world!

and it's got a 'save the animals' note in the movie. the mole is angry with mankind because his habitats and families were killed by humans.
i cant understand why humans are so crazy. thank God i'm not a human being! wooohoooo!

you mean I AM!?
fuck!

waka lanpah kaninahhhh

2009-09-15T18:22:00.002+08:00

doiiiiii.
whyyyyy is the stresssss to muchxczxx!??!!????????!!!!!!!
pimplezxzzx many worhxz!

sian lah. yesterday i had to study chem. today i have to study maths. tmr i have to study bio. no wonder all the pimples appear. and it's called selective pimpling cos all the pimples only appear on the left cheek. err ok, it's the right cheek.

whatever bye.

perfection

2009-09-14T23:54:00.000+08:00

when your girlfriend is perfect, it's goooood! however, there is one disadvantage: you might think you're not good enough for her.

you can guess what this post is about already! yes, about MEGAN!
HEY i heard that! i heard you say "not againnnnn"
but i dont care.

i've come the the conclusion that she is the embodiment of perfection. she is the incarnation of an angel! WOOOOOOO YEAH.
what are the chances of a guy having an angel as a girlfriend? you'd have to use poisson distribution because it involves very small possibility. OK done with nerd jokes.

megan is trilingual, cute, sporty and fit. she is smart and able to achieve outstanding academic results. she has a powerful grasp of the english language too and would sometimes say stuff which would shortcircuit my puny brain.
superficial reasons aside. she's respectful and filial and friendly to everyone!
these are just what i can think of right now (my brain is numb from electrochem). there are countless reasons why she is perfect.

i'm a lazy bum who doesnt give a damn (or two) about studies. i procrastinate!
and i'm fatzxs.
and i eat a lot! ok, that's a good thing so take that out.

but who cares! i shouldnt worry about not being good enough because we're already together and what i have to do is enjoy perfection. woooohoooo.

have a good day. thank you.

sian

2009-09-08T19:56:00.000+08:00

sianzbanana. study study study. and i cant see my fatgirl.

:(

pwned

2009-09-06T01:55:00.002+08:00

hi kids! welcome to barbeque-icecream dot blok spod dot cong.
the word of the week is 'PWNED'.
remember it because you need to know what it means when i do that to you! teehee////

i've been pwned by prelims. fucking hell, math paper 1 was a killer. fucker fucker. they are obviously out to kill us! and when i was doing the paper, i got so stressed up that after that, i went into a state of shock and couldnt study well for chem.

GP was hard too. but for GP, i had no one to blame cos on that day itself, my mind just went blank. whenever i try to do higher order of thinking, it just becomes so messy in my brain. i dunno how to describe it but my brain wasnt operating at optimum capacity!

anyway, CS yesterday with my classmates was great!
let's blame the superduper choco-licious cake i had before playing. the chocolate was so thick it gave me a sugar rush. i couldnt sit still an kept shouting!
ok i admit that without the chocolate, i'd be doing that too. but the chocolate intensified the behaviour!
CS is so fun.

spent quality time with fatgirl today. so funny, fun and full of ADVENTURES! woohoo. everytime i meet her for quality time, there's always fun and adventure! that's because we're both crazy and random and spontaneous and inquisitive and daring and love exploring.
hi i'm dora the explora!

talking about crazy, i think i am crazy.
attention-deficit-hyperactivity disorder is needless to say.
prone to violence sometimes.
i get high on oxygen and drunk on water too!
now i think i have a slight case of obsessive-compulsiveness. i keep checking my wallet to see if everything's in place. a few times in ONE minute!
and i keep checking my phone to see if my reception is good. i dunno why.
but it's only a slight case cos that only happens when i'm alone and when i have nothing to do.

wooohooo! meow. mehhhhh. woof. hoooowl. kekekek

wah seh

2009-08-30T21:18:00.001+08:00

happy birthday to me!

wheeee

2009-08-23T14:46:00.001+08:00

ahhhh go and study lah

woooo

2009-08-22T01:28:00.002+08:00

damn, haven't been blogging for a few days because of stupid studies. i've been studying every night for this entire week! wahahaha. shiok man.

and i'm soooo sleepy now, TGIF!
effects from one week of insufficient sleep is kicking in. super duper shagged nowwww. and i kept sleeping today! in class, chemistry tut, in the library after school.
crazyyyyy, the life of a mugger is crazy. i dunno how some people manage it.

weekends are good for resting and recharging for the following week. but they have their drawbacks!
eg, i cant see fatgirl. sian lah.

bye kids.

touch touch tap tap

2009-08-15T21:53:00.003+08:00

i know megan and i are probably the couple who errr, touch each other the most in school. i'm not sure about her, but that's the way i am.
i make alot of physical contact with my male friends too. i will pat, rub their backs, slap, whack, pinch nipples blah blah. that's me, you cant change it.
it's my nature to need physical contact to show and receive friendship.
and intimacy to show affection.

i met fatgirl for a while at her french school in the morning.
then when we parted, i was hungry and decided to have lunch at toapayoh with jarvi since i was near. had a loooong chat with jarvis over lunch.
then went to lao sai because i took some lousy spoilt chilli. i won't lao sai when i take tom yum or chilli padi. but everytime i eat ban mian with that chilli, i will want to lao sai.

i... can't... adapt

2009-08-14T21:23:00.002+08:00

really cannot adapt sia. i'm trying to convert into a muggerface but i really cant adapt. just studying for 2-3 hours a day is too hard for me. after a five-day week of studying 2-3 hours each day, i really need my break nowwww.
TGIF, thank God it's friday! wheeee.

my studying 'feel' is volatile. it coes on and off very easily and without any reasons!
yesterday, i was on a mugger streak. for a while, i thought i've finally reached the elusive nerd-level 200 aka no-life.
it started after school when i went for math care program. they were doing sigma notation and i suddenly felt the desire to learn! so i started asking questions and listening attentively.
after the math care, i actually ASKED mrs sandra tan for chem consultation where i got her to teach me reaction kinetics and a bit of electro.
as if that wasnt enough, i joined mr dennis ang's remedial to learn the aims of macroeconomy!

but today, not so. i wasted my time at chem revision lecture.

i'm gonna slack now and then study for a while later before retiring to bed.

i went jogging just now! havent jogged for soooo long cos of my foot injury.
maybe it was due to the hiatus from running or some other reasons, but my calf suffered the freaking mother of all cramps! my mum had to bring out the ice and stuff because nobody could push my ankle back properly. the muscle was going rogue! a renegade calf. and so strong was the calf that nobody could oppose it!

but slowly it died off. not before giving me cold sweat!
i was defeated by my very own body.

whaaaa

2009-08-10T22:46:00.002+08:00

so fun, had a family dinner today with cousins, aunties and uncles. we went to some seafood restaurant for fooooood. niceee.
and chatted with my cousins. entertaining much.
wheeee.

rahhhhh school's coming back tomorrow :(
but guess what. i get to see my fatgirl tmr! the joy of that will negate all negative feelings about school reopening.

INTENSIVE REVISION TIMETABLE starts tmr. what crap.
good thing: we end at 1 latest!

bad thing: more time for teachers to organise remedials.
a great example is math remedial which starts tmr, 3.30pm. what a load of crap. I FUCKING HATE MATH!
and i received a message from mr low "you've been selected for math care program".
woah selected sia. math care so cool the name.

but, I GET TO SEE FATGIRL TMR!
she lost her phone so we can't contact each other. :(

rahhhh.

2009-08-09T20:47:00.002+08:00

ARGHHHHH. three days without my fatgirl!
:(

sian

storm shadow

2009-08-08T21:34:00.002+08:00

the white ninja in GI JOE, storm shadow, is now my favourite character! after watching the movie, i like him a lot. he's the wronged character cos his master was being unreasonably biased towards snake-eyes.

in the gi joe comic storyline, the master wasn't killed by storm shadow, but by the cobra people. and storm shadow is in cobra to find out who the killer was.
i hope in GI JOE's second movie, they will show us that, as well as bring storm shadow back. the movie didnt explcitly show storm shadow die. he just fell into the water what.
and they didnt show he was the one who killed his master. they only showed his sword stuck in the master's back and him runnng away.
let's hope the movie stays true to the comic storyline.

today was good. went out with my family for the whole day and got a great harvest. my parents bought me a posable storm shadow action figure with the guns, swords, blasters and stuff. it even has the nanomite launcher!
they also bought me a 52cm tall spongebob stuffed toy. so big, it's about the size of my torso. i have an extra pillow/bolster now!
so coooool!
and new bermudas.
and $50 cash wahahahaha.

national day celebration!

2009-08-07T21:25:00.005+08:00

i thought i would turn gay and all emotional to start crying for singapore.
but no, i'm straight, so i didnt.
but really, i felt rather emotional thinking about how singapore has her own unique culture that i'm a part of. and that culture, you'll have to experience it firsthand to understand how shiok it is. i love singapore!

today's school was sooo fun. we had so many guns in class. two nerf guns- the maverick and nitefinder, plus two pistols!
plus my superduper gun made of meat.
yuen chi brought a pistol so i borrowed it for the entire day.

there was a UG parade during morning assembly. some of us had to stand along the corridor on the 3rd storey to witness the event since there wasnt enough space on the quadrangle. so i was using the gun to shoot people downstairs! wahahaha.

more gun-shooting action in class. there was a national day game where questions regarding knowledge about sinagpore were asked.

when the pictures of political figures are shown on the screen, i would fire at them. ASSASSINATION!

wahahahaha i'm the assassin!
(i actually typed 'assassinator' at first. a person who terminates is terminator what)

i think i'm crazy. i get sooo happy and excited to hold and shoot a gun!
when i go to army.... ok nevermind.

so, i did a lot of weird, funny, fun stuff with the gun! i pointed it at the UG ppl in parade. i bet he's been traumatised seeing the muderous look in my eyes. woooo.

then afer school, we had a short but all-out war in class! we were shooting at each other with whatever projectiles we had. guns, paper shurikens, bottlecaps, nerfguns blah blah. so fun!

we took lots of photos today. shall wait for the people to upload.

went out with fatgirl after school for lunch and a little walk around!
today is 7th august which means we've been together for exactly one month already!
she went SIAO and gave me a super obvious hickie on the neck. now i have to hang a tshirt over my shoulder to hide it from my family!
but my mum still saw it. i just played dumb

wooohooo i love fatgirl!

met yuen chi, nehpok, yama and jordan for an impromptu g.i. joe after i sent fatgirl home.
sooo nice. all the ninjas stuff, action stuff. so coool!

pineapple under the sea

2009-08-05T18:56:00.002+08:00

i dunno why, but i like underwater comics and cartoons. like, spongebob and sherman's lagoon! sherman's lagoon is the best comic strip ever i swear (together with peanuts and calvin&hobbes) but it's quite hard to get them.
i want to go diving, go underwater and see all the fishes, sponges, crabs, planktons, anemones, baracudas, sharks etc. i likeeee.

rahh everyone is teasing and disturbing me about megan! EVERYONEEEEE!
when people see me, they'll ask 'where's megan!?'
not like when i see a friend of mine who is attached, i will disturb him about his girlfriend all the time right!
even teachers! all the pe teachers are guilty! especially mr sun. i bet they gossip about us in the pe office.
and during pe today, mr new suan me in front of the whole class. he talked about how we should concentrate on studies and that even after cca has ended, some people have new co-curricular activities (refering to being attached) and aiming me!
mrs sandra tan will disturb me about hanging out with megan at the grandstand EVERY LESSON!
mr yeow will suan me whe i'm least expecting it.
arggghhhh.

but i love my fatgirl!

crazyyyy

2009-07-31T23:15:00.002+08:00

it's getting crazier and crazier, this whole mugging thingy. walao eh.

i'm not feeling well. i have a sore throat and my body temperature is fluctuating between normal and feverish.

met cof today for fun. was kinda impromptu meeting and i ageed since i had nothing to do too. we met for lunch and then to jianzhi house to play. they were playing those super oldie tv game consoles while i slept on the couch for about an hour.
so shiok, went all the way to jianzhi's house in punggol just to take a nap. i intended to play with them but was too sleepy and my eyes were stinging.

then oswell and i left together cos he lives quite near me. we embarked on our superduper long journey home. lucky i had company or i'll keep dozing off on the train. and dozing off on the train is no good because i'm standing! sometimes my knees will give way and i fall forward which is quite embarrassing. if i see that happen to someone, i will LOL. wahahaha.

commando vocational assessment!

2009-07-28T19:47:00.002+08:00

i skipped school for the commando assessment today. not bad lah, but wasted a lot of time there by sitting around and waiting. let's wait and see whether i'll receive the letter accepting me. which promises me army intake in january. which promises me ONLY ONE FUCKING MONTH OF FREEDOM AFTER ALEVELS.

i have mixed feelings now. i dunno if i really wanna be a commando now. but there's nothing i can do about it. the decision is up to them now, not me, because i've already gone for the check-up, test and interview. and i think i gave them a rather good impression and the person interviewing me was rather impressed.

i dunno lah. if the intake is in april or something, i'll definitely have no regrets. but it's in january! provided that i'm selected lah.
i just dont have as much enthusiasm now.

and i realised it's because of megan.
i realised that to me, love is more important than my dreams and goals.
i've always wanted to be a commando but now it seems so much less important to me. i really dont mind being a clerk just to spend more time with megan.
but i'll never become a clerk unless i break a few bones from now till intake!
i hardly get to go out with megan cos her mum is very strict. so we'll only be able to go out freely after alevels.
but one fucking month after alevels and i'll be in army IF i'm in commandos. sexy lah nabei

unproductive weekend

2009-07-26T21:20:00.002+08:00

refer to title of post.
yesterday, i studied for three hours. and two for today. but the studying sessions weren't intense at all. i didnt maximise productivity.
but at least i know DNA replication, transcription and translation pretty well now!

i'm soo looking forward to tmr.

so who has more rights?

2009-07-26T00:37:00.002+08:00

we discussed a comprehension passage on 'animal rights' during the last few GP lessons. this very fact coupled with an article i read compelled me to do this post!

in the compre passage, an author wrote that if animals not having equal rights as us is due to them behaving on instincts rather than thought, this means mentally handicapped people would have the same rights as animals.

north korea seems to agree with the author.
and i agree with the author too! why the hell should mentally handicapped people have more rights than animals.
even worse, a person in vegetative state (or what i would call parasitic state) doesnt even have instincts at all and yet he/she has more rights than a dog.

it has been revealed that in north korea, the use mentally handicapped kids to test the effects of their biochemical agents. they record how lethal the chemicals are by timing how long the kids take to die.
sounds cruel at first. but look at what others are doing with animals. rabbits used to test comestic products. what the fuck, for fuck's sake, cosmetic products.
at least biochem testing is a much more noble cause compared to make-up.

why doesnt north korea use animals for testing? because the biochem weapons are developed to target humans, not animals. so anyone intelligent enough will know that accurate results only show when tested with real human beings because using other species might produce different results.
so why do comestic researchers use animals for testing when the make-ups are used on humans? cos they are fucking retards. being fucking retards, they are mentally ill, and thus can be subjected to north korean biochem testing. let's send them to pyongyang!

the very basis of the detractors giving less importance and rights to animals is the thinking that animals do not perform rational thinking. if that's the case, it would mean that brain dead people, mentally handicapped people, people in prolonged comatose state and all the stupid people have the same rights as a dog.
i can kill them and not be held culpable for murder, but cruelty to animals.

inhumane, i am, but what is 'humane'?
humaneness is treating of other humans with kindess. humaneness is the essence of behaving as a normal human being. it means humans are to abandon our roots, forgo the instincts we were born with and act like robots under a facade of kindness and self-restrain. we are to go against Mother Nature who is our creator.
humaneness is the evil essence to ensure survival of the human race while destroying other species populations.

stress lah

2009-07-24T22:55:00.002+08:00

i'm sooo stressed already sia. now i really think i've made a huge mistake by choosing to come to jc. i bet a lot of people think that way too.

fucking hell.

and teachers like to shoot themselves in the feet. sometimes, they say alevels are tough, but once you get it over and done with, the rest of the journey is bliss. then they say, with the same lips, if you think alevels are tough, wait till you enter Uni where you have to study 84796037times more information than this.
so which one do we believe? either way, it sucks.

i know i screwed up midyears. i'm chionging now! RAHHHHHHHHH.
i really like to give teachers pleasant surprises. it's like, i get happy by making people happy.

i want to make my bio teachers proud of me. they seem to have high expectations of me.
'they' because mr goh is still concerned about my performance. he would talk to me about how i'm underperforming and that he's watching my results. and he expects more because i managed to impress at promos.
mr yeow told me he expects nothing but an A from me. he wants me to finish transcription, translation and replication revision by monday and verbally recite to him. i'm gonna do that because it's time i started hardcore studying. and i can impress him!

i want to make mr dennis ang proud of me. he suans me all the time, and i know when i get good results, he's still gonna suan me for fun.
i broke the lowest record for econs during midyears. and i'm gonna break another record which is the best improvement! wahaha.

i want to impress mrs sandra tan. i dunno why, but she just commands that kind of attitude from me. then she will tease me about the grandstand and how hot it is.
i'm gonna make her say that the grandstand has really helped me.

i'm not procrastinating, but i'm gonna study tmr. i'm soo sleepy now. gonna read the newspapers and sleep. then mug tmr.
chem transition, math normal distribution, bio replication transcription and translation.
let's go baby.

speaking about baby, I LOVE MY BABYYYY!

feeding frenzy

2009-07-19T20:03:00.002+08:00

sometimes i just get into random feeding frenzy. i'll have an insatiable hunger and just keep eating and gobbling. i'll want to cramp in as much food as i can, as fast as possible.

i remember while on the basketball trip in malacca, i got into a feeding frenzy on the last night. after playing cards, i got so hungry and went to kangming's room for food. there, i finished a lot of mac stuff, one pack of oyster omelette, cup noodles and other random food stuff like chips.

it's quite crazy, the amount i ate.
actually my average apetite is enough to frighten anyone. rahhhh

and today, i almost went into a feeding frenzy. luckily i was able to exercise self-control. before dinner, i was munching butter cookies. about half a box gone in a very short period of time. then nougat and stuff. then a huge plate of chicken chop with side dishes.
and yet i wasn't full! so scary! but i forced myself not to eat. dont eat dont eat. cos it's just cravings, really. it's a want, not a need.

shit, now i have a craving for oyster omelette. damn.

2009-07-19T14:21:00.000+08:00

war

2009-07-19T12:15:00.002+08:00

here's an excerpt taken from yahoo news. it's an article regarding the US solider captured by talibans.

He begins to answer questions in a matter-of-fact and sober voice, occasionally facing the camera, looking down and sometimes looking to the questioner on his left.
He later chokes up when discussing his family and his hope to marry his girlfriend.

"I have my girlfriend, who is hoping to marry," he said. "I have a very, very good family that I love back home in America. And I miss them every day when I'm gone. I miss them and I'm afraid that I might not ever see them again and that I'll never be able to tell them that I love them again and I'll never be able to hug them."

He is also prompted by his interrogators to give a message to the American people.

"To my fellow Americans who have loved ones over here, who know what it's like to miss them, you have the power to make our government bring them home," he said. "Please, please bring us home so that we can be back where we belong and not over here, wasting our time and our lives and our precious life that we could be using back in our own country. Please bring us home. It is America and American people who have that power."

please stop this shit. ppl fight for their countries but end up being torn and broken. families destroyed for not only the victims but also the victors. it's so crazy that we are constantly improving our arsenal for war. we're constantly discovering new ways to kill, to harm, not only our enemies but also ourselves.
sometimes god should just send ninjas to kill everyone since.
anyway, ninjas can prevent wars, you know. ninjas can assassinate the important leaders who give propaganda or orders for violence. they can also kill key figures to prevent war. one death can save millions of lives.
wooohooooo go ninja!

hairy potter

2009-07-18T22:19:00.006+08:00

whoooooo i watched harry potter with cof today at PS.
lip, os, zhan, ying and ruihong.
it's a great movie, with super cool effects and stuff. but you have to know at least a little of the background in order to understand the plot. i know a bit, so i was able to enjoy it!

we went to astons after the movie for a double-up chicken. shiok sia. they started talking about studies, results and academic stuff and i zoomed out.

i met my fatgirl at her french school in the morning!

SHE'S MINE! RAHHHH!

2009-07-17T21:05:00.002+08:00

jarvis and i were talking about what will happen to me when fatgirl goes to france for studies!

(9:02 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
i trust her
(9:02 PM) Jarvis:
my fren lor
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
she wont drink and stuff like that
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
thats good wad
but in US my cousin say they will spike drinks one
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
oh
then she kena cheated later i fly to france kill the person
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
overseas very diff frm sg wadHAHAwad fly
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
if i get commando
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
u run there la
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
then airborne practisei hijack my friend's plane
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
hahahaok
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
fly to france then parachute down
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
some wild fantasies of aug pang again
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
then kill everyone ninja-stylerambo
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
hahaharambo cock la

our lives are dominated by numbers

2009-07-17T19:59:00.003+08:00

ARGHGGHGH OUR LIVES ARE DOMINATED BY NUMBERS!
i doubt anyone can go a day without seeing numbers. and i'm hopeless at math.
you wake up in the morning and check the clock. RAH NUMBERS!
switch on the teevee and choose the channels. what the hell, NUMBERS AGAIN!

in school, classes are identified by numbers. students have register numbers. books have numbers of pages.
why yah? me ish scared. me scared many many. me want hug hug.

what the fuck damn scary lah. even our exams have numbers for marks. looks like i'll never be able to escape from math.
not even when i die. because i'll go to 7 heaven which could turn out to be math hell.
also, they'll count my sins. sin SIN sine cosine tangent what the fuck.
or if i've been a naughty boy (which i sincerely doubt so), i'll go to hell which has 18 levels.

whatever job i choose, there's gonna be math. sweeper, i'm gonna have to see which blocks to sweep. block numbers are errr, NUMBERS.
i become a lumberjack (which i will never agree to being), i'll be chopping trees for logs. logs log logarithm ln log apa ini scary many.
but i wont be a lumberjack cos i'll be causing deforestation. and i'll be damaging the environment as well as habitats of millions of animals. they dont deserve it, you know. haha, i dont wanna start my animal rights post.

rahhhhhh almost everyone's life is filled with math and numbers. but not MINE! my life is dominated by megan noelle chew!
ahhhh it's the weekend again. i miss my fatgirl already. i miss my fatgirl i miss my fatgirl.

i'm going for a movie with COF tmr.

2009-07-15T18:48:00.000+08:00

wheeee

2009-07-15T18:18:00.002+08:00

like cute little puppies frolicking, biting and playing.

ahhh, i'm becoming a muggerish good boyyy. everyday for these few days, i get home at about 5.30pm. sometimes i exercise for a while or do simple work-outs.
then i bathe before napping. or maybe use the computer.

if you've realised, recently, i come online early and no longer at night like i used to do.
guess why! cos i'm STUDYING!
kekex (i swear i sounded gay ON PURPOSE)
i watch shuriken school on okto. then i slack around for a while and have my dinner and nap. i start mugging at 9pm and muggg all the way to 12 midnight.
then i wish my fatgirl goodnight and we go to sleep.

i can't do intense mugging cos i can't focus. i start playing with my toys or finding other stuff to do after a while. but i TRY to concentrate lah!
that's how i surprised mrs sandra tan!

gonna do the same tonight.

there's PE tmr and we're playing interclass handball. whatever class we're pitted against, we are gonna do our best and WIN!
rahhhh i'm gonna wear my bright red briefs. nothing, and i mean absolutely nothing, stands a chance against my hot red undie! wahahaha.

ptm!?

2009-07-14T19:41:00.002+08:00

i need my fatgirl beside me now. ahhh i really love her. she's my girlfriend but we can't spend enough time together. her mum will pick her up after school so we can only hang out for a while. but we make the best out of the little amout of time we have and i really enjoy the somewhat fleeting moments we cuddle and chat.
i love my fatgirl so much!

omg, H1N1 is a very grave problem! we should really try to minimise mass gatherings and prevent people from entering the school compound. so just cancel the parent-teacher meeting!

guess what, mrs sandra tan keeps suaning me about megan during chem lessons! i bet she and mr tan chek suan discuss about megan and i every night at home or something.
so she'll say something like 'the reaction is exothermic, so it's very hot. is it very hot at the grandstand, augustine? i hope you all dont do anything to make it hotter!' which is obvious reference to the time megan and i were caught at the grandstand.
but i shocked her in class today. i studied halogens and did the tutorial last night. so during today's chem, i answered all the questions she posed. wooohoooo.
and i got a whooping 51% for chem which i am rather satisfied of (given that i only studied organic chem for the exams). according to mrs tan, i topped my band for the paper! SUCK ITTTT.

wahwawa wah :(

2009-07-12T21:00:00.009+08:00

i miss megan. i miss my fatgirl. but i can see her tmr! rahhhh wooohoooo!

ok, i shall be a man and address my academic problems now.
errr,
on the other hand, i shan't. hmmmmmmmmm.

i can't wait for school to come tmr. but spare me the midyears results ok.

commando

2009-07-11T19:10:00.003+08:00

i'm one step closer to my dream! i received a letter from commando asking me to go for a vocational assessment. woohooo! if i pass it, i can go for commando bmt and further selections i think.
yaayyayayayy.
i can become a ninja whoooooo!

i miss my fatgirl :(
she can't go out on weekends and her parents are around so we cant sms frequently neither. and if her phone bill bust this month, her phone will most probably be confiscated. and i will dieeeeeee.

i love frolicking on the field/track with her.

now everyone knows

2009-07-10T18:10:00.002+08:00

yeah everyone knows, including the VP and P. yes, including mr tan chek suan and brother paul!
and when we walk in the canteen, you can see the people gossiping, whispering and then turning to look.

how did the principals know this? alright here's the dumb story.

every morning, megan and i will go to the grandstand and chat. we chat till 8am before going back to class so we effectively skip assembly and bro paul announcements over the PA system.
so today we did the same thing. but bro paul saw us at the grandstand through his cctv in the office. so while he was on the PA, he said 'the students sitting at the grandstand please go back to class.' we didnt hear it cos the speakers at the grandstand were quite muffled. so we kept talking. in the end, he sent mr tan chek suan to catch us!

when we saw him, we tried to escape but to no avail cos of the fats we had to drag about. so we were brought to the principal's office to explain!

we said megan has a wound on her leg, so she had to apply some cream. and that she couldnt do it in class cos the wound was quite gruesome and she didnt want to scare the girls in class.
he kept asking me why i had to accompany her. in the end, i just said 'to show care'!

initially, brother paul was rather angry. but slowly, i think he found it amusing and cooled down. then he said if it happens again, he'll expose us on the plasma tv in canteen. but he doesnt have to since we're so public already.

so dumb!

ahhhh h1n1

2009-07-09T22:36:00.002+08:00

i might have already been infected with h1n1 sia.
there's someone in my school called matthias with confirmed case of pig flu. he got it from clubbing i think. and gabriel lee's his good friend so they were together for a lot of times throughout the week.
and gabriel lee is MY good friend and we trap each other all the time. so if he kena, i kena. gabe's been quarantined now! hahahaha damn funny.

but i actually find this a good thing. it spices up our lives, doesnt it. rather than having mundane school days, we can thrill ourselves occassionally with these scares. wooohooo. me likey.

i dont wanna pass it to megan. but if i got it, she would've already gotten it, given our close contact today. poor fatgirl.

for some reason, our relationship is excessively publicised! i bet more than half the school population knows about it. but i dont really care cos it's not a shameful thing right.

wheeee

2009-07-08T21:26:00.002+08:00

ahhh i'm still not used to the feeling of being attached. what do you expect. we just got together yesterday! but i tell you, it's such a great feeling. i'm soooo happy!
wah wah wah wah wawawa wooohooo.
don't worry, i'm not crazy.

bawahahaha

2009-07-07T20:46:00.002+08:00

last episode of fighting spiders just ended. i dont follow the serie religiously, but enough to know the gist of the story. and enough to know the doctor character is a bastard.

i fucking hate rapists. please refer to 11 april 2009 post, the human mind.

and the poor girl wasn't just raped. she was forced to keep the fucking baby. not that i'm an advocate of abortion, but neither am i the opposite.
imagine, you weren't just defiled. the act of defilement left something within you to spawn. it's like a seed of hatred and impurity growing WITHIN you.

like i said in the aforementioned blogpost, if my gf... well you should REALLY just go and read the post. i dont wanna type out those stuff again cos it will make me sick.
but i have a correction. what i said in the post, that's not gonna happen. the guy will be dead before he even touches my girlfriend!
not on (nor off) my watch, fucker.

hahahahaha transformers is sooo niceee. i got a bumblebee toy from kfc's chicky meal! it's a one-step transformation. but the car mode is so prettyyyy. it's this yellow chevrolet car but i forgot the model name!

and there are people out there who want megan fox as their girlfriend.
but i tell you what. i've got MEGAN NOELLE CHEW as my girlfriend and that's 38686908266845037 times better than the other megan (the fox one)!

TRANSFORMERS

2009-07-05T22:34:00.003+08:00

i just watched transformers 2 with my family!
IT'S THE EPIC MOVIE! rahhhh i dunno why people think it aint nice.
IT'S FULL OF ACTION! imagine, almost three hours of pure action. what can be better than that. don't tell me people actually enjoy sitting in movies where they have to keep listening to the characters talking and stuff. action speaks louder than words.

i am bumblebee! wooohooooo.

so niceee.

rahrah rarr

2009-07-05T12:37:00.002+08:00

here's a simple plan song, i can wait forever. i never thought there would be a day i can relate to this song.

I Can Wait Forever- Simple Plan
You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there, it's hard for me to look away
So I try to find the words that i could say
I know distance doesn't matter,
but you feel so far away

And I can't lie, everytime I leave my heart turns grey
And I wanna come back home to see your face
And I... 'cause i just can't take it

Not a day without you with me,
it's like a blade that cuts right through me
I can wait, I can wait forever
When you call, my heart stops beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait forever.

You look so beautiful today
It's like everytime I turn around, I see your face.
The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you,
when I look into your eyes,
man I wish that I could stay

And I can't lie, everytime I leave my heart turns grey
And I wanna come back home to see your face,
And I... 'cause i just can't take it

Not a day without you with me,
it's like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait, I can wait forever.
When you call, my heart stops beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait forever

I know it feels like forever
I guess that's just the price I gotta pay.
But when I come back home
to feel your touch makes it better
Until that day, there's nothing else that I can do
and I just can't take it

Not a day without you with me
It's like a blade thatcuts right through me
I can wait, I can wait forever
When you call, my heart stop beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait, I can wait forever

it's worse than hells

2009-07-04T19:19:00.002+08:00

title says it. i'm currently in a worse state than i'd be in hell. doing nothing aggravates this confusion and misery. and guess what, i still have a sunday and a monday to pull through. i hope i'll be going out with friends during these two days because it's really killing me.

when i am doing nothing, my mind strays off. insecurities flood my brain. i imagine bad stuff and get paranoid. it's really damn bad.
then i go to miniclips to play this 8-ball pool game. it's about pool and very easy to play. the best way to take these all outta my mind.
i can't play any games more complex than that because i dont have the mood to strategise or think.
and i can't play any games simpler because it wont be occupying my mind that way.

i need to tie up this loose end. i'm just hanging by a thread.
i realllyyyyyy like her.
and no, WE'RE NOT ATTACHED.
maybe it was my wishful thinking all along! hahaha why am i not surprised.

now i dont even know if she still likes me. there seems to be something wrong. and i dunno what it is. but that 'something' is creating a barrier sort of thing! ARGHHGH RAH RAHHH RAHHHH.
and poor augustine is feeling down. this has got to be the most emo post i've written here in 4 years! (cos this blog was created 4 years ago, i think)

sorry bbq icecream. i've been neglecting you. i havent been blogging on you for such a long time! cos i was busy and occupied with other stuff. so sorry.
i shall try to blog on you more often k, bbq icecream. heck, we're on first name relationships already! ok, i shall try to blog on you everyday, bbq.
whooooo.

yes, i am crazy.

yes i am schizophrenic.

yes i am attention-deficit and hyperactive.

yes i am lovesick.

yes i am an idiot

yes i am THE BESTEST NINJA WARRIOR! wahahaha.
all shall heed my orders or fall prey to my relentlessness. knees shall bow before your king because he is whom you shall give your food, chocolates and tidbits to.

failure to comply will be met with 'the torture'.
not just torture, but THE torture, goes like this: the idiot will be locked in a cell with a display window. professional chefs will grill/fry cuisine in front of the display window and the idiot's eyes MUST remain opened while the chefs are cooking. the torture lasts for two weeks and within this period, the idiot is denied any food.

under my rule, all convicted rapists are to undergo a 50% trans-gender surgery. this means the surgery will only be halfway done. testicles obtained from the surgeries are to be mashed in full-view for the convicted rapists and then drenched in black-pepper sauce and become their DINNER.
failure to finish that DINNER will be met with death by the sewing up of the anus and the ureter.

IN MY KINGDOM I SHALL RULE FOR AEONS TO COME.
because, i am IMMORTAL! MUAHAHHAHAHAH.

WAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA
KAKAKAKAKAMUAKAKA
LALALJAJAJAJAWAWA
YAYAWAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHMUAHAHH
MUAHAHAJULAH SINGAUPRA MAJULAH SINGAPURA
MARILAH KITA BERSATU ROTI PRATA KOSONG.
AH BANG, ROTI PRATA KOSONG WITH EGG.
ICED MILO WITHOUT ICE. KOPI-OH WITH CONDENSED MILK.
STRAWBERRY MILK TEA WITHOUT THE CUP.
GIVE ME BONELESS CHICKEN WING. IF GOT BONES I WHACK YOU.
I AM GOING TO WHACK YOU, REALLY, I WANT TO EAT BA KUA OR I WHACK YOU KUKUBIRD ALREADY!

I WANT TO EAT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE DONUT BECAUSE CHOCOLATE MAKES ME HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHY? COS IT CAUSES YOUR BODY TO PRODUCE ENDORPHINS WHICH IS THE CHEMICAL PRODUCED DURING AN ORGASM. THAT MEANS WHEN I EAT CHOCOLATE, I HAVE AN ORGASM AND IF I EAT A LOT A LOT OF CHOCOLATES, I START TO... OK I DONT WANNA SAY BUT YOU GET THE BIG IDEA RIGHT.

WHAT NO?! FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO WHACK YOU AND SUBJECT YOU TO THE TORTURE. OR THE 50%TRANS-GENDER SURGERY! FUCK YOU! TELL ME YOU'VE GOTTEN MY BIG IDEA TELL ME NOW!

RAHHHHHAGRHAH. WAHAHA WE ARE HEIRS OF A GLORIOUS KINGDOWN OF TREASURES PAST AGES HAVE BESTOWED SOMETHING SOMETHING. THEY SAY DONT FORGET THE LYRICS BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY.
I ALSO NOT GOING TO JOIN THE COMPETITION WHAT, REMEMBER LYRICS FOR WHAT. FORGET ALREADY LAH

2009-06-30T22:17:00.002+08:00

a true story of christian the lion. he was bought as a cub by two guys who saw him cramped in a cage. so the two guys brought him up.
when christian grew too big, they reintroduced him into the wild. a year later, they went to see him and this was what happened.

please

2009-06-20T17:13:00.001+08:00

it's really wishful thinking on my part.
my impatience. my impulsiveness.

ARGRHHRHGHGHH it's so unfair. nothing can be said here.