it's getting crazier and crazier, this whole mugging thingy. walao eh.

i'm not feeling well. i have a sore throat and my body temperature is fluctuating between normal and feverish.

met cof today for fun. was kinda impromptu meeting and i ageed since i had nothing to do too. we met for lunch and then to jianzhi house to play. they were playing those super oldie tv game consoles while i slept on the couch for about an hour.
so shiok, went all the way to jianzhi's house in punggol just to take a nap. i intended to play with them but was too sleepy and my eyes were stinging.

then oswell and i left together cos he lives quite near me. we embarked on our superduper long journey home. lucky i had company or i'll keep dozing off on the train. and dozing off on the train is no good because i'm standing! sometimes my knees will give way and i fall forward which is quite embarrassing. if i see that happen to someone, i will LOL. wahahaha.

i skipped school for the commando assessment today. not bad lah, but wasted a lot of time there by sitting around and waiting. let's wait and see whether i'll receive the letter accepting me. which promises me army intake in january. which promises me ONLY ONE FUCKING MONTH OF FREEDOM AFTER ALEVELS.

i have mixed feelings now. i dunno if i really wanna be a commando now. but there's nothing i can do about it. the decision is up to them now, not me, because i've already gone for the check-up, test and interview. and i think i gave them a rather good impression and the person interviewing me was rather impressed.

i dunno lah. if the intake is in april or something, i'll definitely have no regrets. but it's in january! provided that i'm selected lah.
i just dont have as much enthusiasm now.

and i realised it's because of megan.
i realised that to me, love is more important than my dreams and goals.
i've always wanted to be a commando but now it seems so much less important to me. i really dont mind being a clerk just to spend more time with megan.
but i'll never become a clerk unless i break a few bones from now till intake!
i hardly get to go out with megan cos her mum is very strict. so we'll only be able to go out freely after alevels.
but one fucking month after alevels and i'll be in army IF i'm in commandos. sexy lah nabei

refer to title of post.
yesterday, i studied for three hours. and two for today. but the studying sessions weren't intense at all. i didnt maximise productivity.
but at least i know DNA replication, transcription and translation pretty well now!

i'm soo looking forward to tmr.

we discussed a comprehension passage on 'animal rights' during the last few GP lessons. this very fact coupled with an article i read compelled me to do this post!

in the compre passage, an author wrote that if animals not having equal rights as us is due to them behaving on instincts rather than thought, this means mentally handicapped people would have the same rights as animals.

north korea seems to agree with the author.
and i agree with the author too! why the hell should mentally handicapped people have more rights than animals.
even worse, a person in vegetative state (or what i would call parasitic state) doesnt even have instincts at all and yet he/she has more rights than a dog.


it has been revealed that in north korea, the use mentally handicapped kids to test the effects of their biochemical agents. they record how lethal the chemicals are by timing how long the kids take to die.
sounds cruel at first. but look at what others are doing with animals. rabbits used to test comestic products. what the fuck, for fuck's sake, cosmetic products.
at least biochem testing is a much more noble cause compared to make-up.

why doesnt north korea use animals for testing? because the biochem weapons are developed to target humans, not animals. so anyone intelligent enough will know that accurate results only show when tested with real human beings because using other species might produce different results.
so why do comestic researchers use animals for testing when the make-ups are used on humans? cos they are fucking retards. being fucking retards, they are mentally ill, and thus can be subjected to north korean biochem testing. let's send them to pyongyang!


the very basis of the detractors giving less importance and rights to animals is the thinking that animals do not perform rational thinking. if that's the case, it would mean that brain dead people, mentally handicapped people, people in prolonged comatose state and all the stupid people have the same rights as a dog.
i can kill them and not be held culpable for murder, but cruelty to animals.

inhumane, i am, but what is 'humane'?
humaneness is treating of other humans with kindess. humaneness is the essence of behaving as a normal human being. it means humans are to abandon our roots, forgo the instincts we were born with and act like robots under a facade of kindness and self-restrain. we are to go against Mother Nature who is our creator.
humaneness is the evil essence to ensure survival of the human race while destroying other species populations.

i'm sooo stressed already sia. now i really think i've made a huge mistake by choosing to come to jc. i bet a lot of people think that way too.

fucking hell.

and teachers like to shoot themselves in the feet. sometimes, they say alevels are tough, but once you get it over and done with, the rest of the journey is bliss. then they say, with the same lips, if you think alevels are tough, wait till you enter Uni where you have to study 84796037times more information than this.
so which one do we believe? either way, it sucks.

i know i screwed up midyears. i'm chionging now! RAHHHHHHHHH.
i really like to give teachers pleasant surprises. it's like, i get happy by making people happy.

i want to make my bio teachers proud of me. they seem to have high expectations of me.
'they' because mr goh is still concerned about my performance. he would talk to me about how i'm underperforming and that he's watching my results. and he expects more because i managed to impress at promos.
mr yeow told me he expects nothing but an A from me. he wants me to finish transcription, translation and replication revision by monday and verbally recite to him. i'm gonna do that because it's time i started hardcore studying. and i can impress him!

i want to make mr dennis ang proud of me. he suans me all the time, and i know when i get good results, he's still gonna suan me for fun.
i broke the lowest record for econs during midyears. and i'm gonna break another record which is the best improvement! wahaha.

i want to impress mrs sandra tan. i dunno why, but she just commands that kind of attitude from me. then she will tease me about the grandstand and how hot it is.
i'm gonna make her say that the grandstand has really helped me.


i'm not procrastinating, but i'm gonna study tmr. i'm soo sleepy now. gonna read the newspapers and sleep. then mug tmr.
chem transition, math normal distribution, bio replication transcription and translation.
let's go baby.

speaking about baby, I LOVE MY BABYYYY!

sometimes i just get into random feeding frenzy. i'll have an insatiable hunger and just keep eating and gobbling. i'll want to cramp in as much food as i can, as fast as possible.

i remember while on the basketball trip in malacca, i got into a feeding frenzy on the last night. after playing cards, i got so hungry and went to kangming's room for food. there, i finished a lot of mac stuff, one pack of oyster omelette, cup noodles and other random food stuff like chips.

it's quite crazy, the amount i ate.
actually my average apetite is enough to frighten anyone. rahhhh

and today, i almost went into a feeding frenzy. luckily i was able to exercise self-control. before dinner, i was munching butter cookies. about half a box gone in a very short period of time. then nougat and stuff. then a huge plate of chicken chop with side dishes.
and yet i wasn't full! so scary! but i forced myself not to eat. dont eat dont eat. cos it's just cravings, really. it's a want, not a need.

shit, now i have a craving for oyster omelette. damn.

here's an excerpt taken from yahoo news. it's an article regarding the US solider captured by talibans.


He begins to answer questions in a matter-of-fact and sober voice, occasionally facing the camera, looking down and sometimes looking to the questioner on his left.
He later chokes up when discussing his family and his hope to marry his girlfriend.

"I have my girlfriend, who is hoping to marry," he said. "I have a very, very good family that I love back home in America. And I miss them every day when I'm gone. I miss them and I'm afraid that I might not ever see them again and that I'll never be able to tell them that I love them again and I'll never be able to hug them."

He is also prompted by his interrogators to give a message to the American people.

"To my fellow Americans who have loved ones over here, who know what it's like to miss them, you have the power to make our government bring them home," he said. "Please, please bring us home so that we can be back where we belong and not over here, wasting our time and our lives and our precious life that we could be using back in our own country. Please bring us home. It is America and American people who have that power."


please stop this shit. ppl fight for their countries but end up being torn and broken. families destroyed for not only the victims but also the victors. it's so crazy that we are constantly improving our arsenal for war. we're constantly discovering new ways to kill, to harm, not only our enemies but also ourselves.
sometimes god should just send ninjas to kill everyone since.
anyway, ninjas can prevent wars, you know. ninjas can assassinate the important leaders who give propaganda or orders for violence. they can also kill key figures to prevent war. one death can save millions of lives.
wooohooooo go ninja!

whoooooo i watched harry potter with cof today at PS.
lip, os, zhan, ying and ruihong.
it's a great movie, with super cool effects and stuff. but you have to know at least a little of the background in order to understand the plot. i know a bit, so i was able to enjoy it!

we went to astons after the movie for a double-up chicken. shiok sia. they started talking about studies, results and academic stuff and i zoomed out.


i met my fatgirl at her french school in the morning!







SHE'S MINE! RAHHHH!

jarvis and i were talking about what will happen to me when fatgirl goes to france for studies!


(9:02 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
i trust her
(9:02 PM) Jarvis:
my fren lor
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
she wont drink and stuff like that
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
thats good wad
but in US my cousin say they will spike drinks one
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
oh
then she kena cheated later i fly to france kill the person
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
overseas very diff frm sg wadHAHAwad fly
(9:03 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
if i get commando
(9:03 PM) Jarvis:
u run there la
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
then airborne practisei hijack my friend's plane
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
hahahaok
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
fly to france then parachute down
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
some wild fantasies of aug pang again
(9:04 PM) NERF WARS NINJA:
then kill everyone ninja-stylerambo
(9:04 PM) Jarvis:
hahaharambo cock la

ARGHGGHGH OUR LIVES ARE DOMINATED BY NUMBERS!
i doubt anyone can go a day without seeing numbers. and i'm hopeless at math.
you wake up in the morning and check the clock. RAH NUMBERS!
switch on the teevee and choose the channels. what the hell, NUMBERS AGAIN!

in school, classes are identified by numbers. students have register numbers. books have numbers of pages.
why yah? me ish scared. me scared many many. me want hug hug.

what the fuck damn scary lah. even our exams have numbers for marks. looks like i'll never be able to escape from math.
not even when i die. because i'll go to 7 heaven which could turn out to be math hell.
also, they'll count my sins. sin SIN sine cosine tangent what the fuck.
or if i've been a naughty boy (which i sincerely doubt so), i'll go to hell which has 18 levels.

whatever job i choose, there's gonna be math. sweeper, i'm gonna have to see which blocks to sweep. block numbers are errr, NUMBERS.
i become a lumberjack (which i will never agree to being), i'll be chopping trees for logs. logs log logarithm ln log apa ini scary many.
but i wont be a lumberjack cos i'll be causing deforestation. and i'll be damaging the environment as well as habitats of millions of animals. they dont deserve it, you know. haha, i dont wanna start my animal rights post.


rahhhhhh almost everyone's life is filled with math and numbers. but not MINE! my life is dominated by megan noelle chew!
ahhhh it's the weekend again. i miss my fatgirl already. i miss my fatgirl i miss my fatgirl.


i'm going for a movie with COF tmr.

like cute little puppies frolicking, biting and playing.


ahhh, i'm becoming a muggerish good boyyy. everyday for these few days, i get home at about 5.30pm. sometimes i exercise for a while or do simple work-outs.
then i bathe before napping. or maybe use the computer.

if you've realised, recently, i come online early and no longer at night like i used to do.
guess why! cos i'm STUDYING!
kekex (i swear i sounded gay ON PURPOSE)
i watch shuriken school on okto. then i slack around for a while and have my dinner and nap. i start mugging at 9pm and muggg all the way to 12 midnight.
then i wish my fatgirl goodnight and we go to sleep.

i can't do intense mugging cos i can't focus. i start playing with my toys or finding other stuff to do after a while. but i TRY to concentrate lah!
that's how i surprised mrs sandra tan!

gonna do the same tonight.


there's PE tmr and we're playing interclass handball. whatever class we're pitted against, we are gonna do our best and WIN!
rahhhh i'm gonna wear my bright red briefs. nothing, and i mean absolutely nothing, stands a chance against my hot red undie! wahahaha.

i need my fatgirl beside me now. ahhh i really love her. she's my girlfriend but we can't spend enough time together. her mum will pick her up after school so we can only hang out for a while. but we make the best out of the little amout of time we have and i really enjoy the somewhat fleeting moments we cuddle and chat.
i love my fatgirl so much!

omg, H1N1 is a very grave problem! we should really try to minimise mass gatherings and prevent people from entering the school compound. so just cancel the parent-teacher meeting!

guess what, mrs sandra tan keeps suaning me about megan during chem lessons! i bet she and mr tan chek suan discuss about megan and i every night at home or something.
so she'll say something like 'the reaction is exothermic, so it's very hot. is it very hot at the grandstand, augustine? i hope you all dont do anything to make it hotter!' which is obvious reference to the time megan and i were caught at the grandstand.
but i shocked her in class today. i studied halogens and did the tutorial last night. so during today's chem, i answered all the questions she posed. wooohoooo.
and i got a whooping 51% for chem which i am rather satisfied of (given that i only studied organic chem for the exams). according to mrs tan, i topped my band for the paper! SUCK ITTTT.

i miss megan. i miss my fatgirl. but i can see her tmr! rahhhh wooohoooo!

ok, i shall be a man and address my academic problems now.
errr,
on the other hand, i shan't. hmmmmmmmmm.


i can't wait for school to come tmr. but spare me the midyears results ok.

i'm one step closer to my dream! i received a letter from commando asking me to go for a vocational assessment. woohooo! if i pass it, i can go for commando bmt and further selections i think.
yaayyayayayy.
i can become a ninja whoooooo!


i miss my fatgirl :(
she can't go out on weekends and her parents are around so we cant sms frequently neither. and if her phone bill bust this month, her phone will most probably be confiscated. and i will dieeeeeee.

i love frolicking on the field/track with her.

yeah everyone knows, including the VP and P. yes, including mr tan chek suan and brother paul!
and when we walk in the canteen, you can see the people gossiping, whispering and then turning to look.


how did the principals know this? alright here's the dumb story.

every morning, megan and i will go to the grandstand and chat. we chat till 8am before going back to class so we effectively skip assembly and bro paul announcements over the PA system.
so today we did the same thing. but bro paul saw us at the grandstand through his cctv in the office. so while he was on the PA, he said 'the students sitting at the grandstand please go back to class.' we didnt hear it cos the speakers at the grandstand were quite muffled. so we kept talking. in the end, he sent mr tan chek suan to catch us!

when we saw him, we tried to escape but to no avail cos of the fats we had to drag about. so we were brought to the principal's office to explain!

we said megan has a wound on her leg, so she had to apply some cream. and that she couldnt do it in class cos the wound was quite gruesome and she didnt want to scare the girls in class.
he kept asking me why i had to accompany her. in the end, i just said 'to show care'!

initially, brother paul was rather angry. but slowly, i think he found it amusing and cooled down. then he said if it happens again, he'll expose us on the plasma tv in canteen. but he doesnt have to since we're so public already.

so dumb!

i might have already been infected with h1n1 sia.
there's someone in my school called matthias with confirmed case of pig flu. he got it from clubbing i think. and gabriel lee's his good friend so they were together for a lot of times throughout the week.
and gabriel lee is MY good friend and we trap each other all the time. so if he kena, i kena. gabe's been quarantined now! hahahaha damn funny.

but i actually find this a good thing. it spices up our lives, doesnt it. rather than having mundane school days, we can thrill ourselves occassionally with these scares. wooohooo. me likey.

i dont wanna pass it to megan. but if i got it, she would've already gotten it, given our close contact today. poor fatgirl.

for some reason, our relationship is excessively publicised! i bet more than half the school population knows about it. but i dont really care cos it's not a shameful thing right.

ahhh i'm still not used to the feeling of being attached. what do you expect. we just got together yesterday! but i tell you, it's such a great feeling. i'm soooo happy!
wah wah wah wah wawawa wooohooo.
don't worry, i'm not crazy.

last episode of fighting spiders just ended. i dont follow the serie religiously, but enough to know the gist of the story. and enough to know the doctor character is a bastard.

i fucking hate rapists. please refer to 11 april 2009 post, the human mind.

and the poor girl wasn't just raped. she was forced to keep the fucking baby. not that i'm an advocate of abortion, but neither am i the opposite.
imagine, you weren't just defiled. the act of defilement left something within you to spawn. it's like a seed of hatred and impurity growing WITHIN you.

like i said in the aforementioned blogpost, if my gf... well you should REALLY just go and read the post. i dont wanna type out those stuff again cos it will make me sick.
but i have a correction. what i said in the post, that's not gonna happen. the guy will be dead before he even touches my girlfriend!
not on (nor off) my watch, fucker.



hahahahaha transformers is sooo niceee. i got a bumblebee toy from kfc's chicky meal! it's a one-step transformation. but the car mode is so prettyyyy. it's this yellow chevrolet car but i forgot the model name!

and there are people out there who want megan fox as their girlfriend.
but i tell you what. i've got MEGAN NOELLE CHEW as my girlfriend and that's 38686908266845037 times better than the other megan (the fox one)!

i just watched transformers 2 with my family!
IT'S THE EPIC MOVIE! rahhhh i dunno why people think it aint nice.
IT'S FULL OF ACTION! imagine, almost three hours of pure action. what can be better than that. don't tell me people actually enjoy sitting in movies where they have to keep listening to the characters talking and stuff. action speaks louder than words.

i am bumblebee! wooohooooo.

so niceee.

here's a simple plan song, i can wait forever. i never thought there would be a day i can relate to this song.





I Can Wait Forever- Simple Plan
You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there, it's hard for me to look away
So I try to find the words that i could say
I know distance doesn't matter,
but you feel so far away

And I can't lie, everytime I leave my heart turns grey
And I wanna come back home to see your face
And I... 'cause i just can't take it

Not a day without you with me,
it's like a blade that cuts right through me
I can wait, I can wait forever
When you call, my heart stops beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait forever.

You look so beautiful today
It's like everytime I turn around, I see your face.
The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you,
when I look into your eyes,
man I wish that I could stay

And I can't lie, everytime I leave my heart turns grey
And I wanna come back home to see your face,
And I... 'cause i just can't take it

Not a day without you with me,
it's like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait, I can wait forever.
When you call, my heart stops beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait forever

I know it feels like forever
I guess that's just the price I gotta pay.
But when I come back home
to feel your touch makes it better
Until that day, there's nothing else that I can do
and I just can't take it

Not a day without you with me
It's like a blade thatcuts right through me
I can wait, I can wait forever
When you call, my heart stop beating
When you're gone, it won't stop bleeding
I can wait, I can wait, I can wait forever

title says it. i'm currently in a worse state than i'd be in hell. doing nothing aggravates this confusion and misery. and guess what, i still have a sunday and a monday to pull through. i hope i'll be going out with friends during these two days because it's really killing me.

when i am doing nothing, my mind strays off. insecurities flood my brain. i imagine bad stuff and get paranoid. it's really damn bad.
then i go to miniclips to play this 8-ball pool game. it's about pool and very easy to play. the best way to take these all outta my mind.
i can't play any games more complex than that because i dont have the mood to strategise or think.
and i can't play any games simpler because it wont be occupying my mind that way.

i need to tie up this loose end. i'm just hanging by a thread.
i realllyyyyyy like her.
and no, WE'RE NOT ATTACHED.
maybe it was my wishful thinking all along! hahaha why am i not surprised.

now i dont even know if she still likes me. there seems to be something wrong. and i dunno what it is. but that 'something' is creating a barrier sort of thing! ARGHHGH RAH RAHHH RAHHHH.
and poor augustine is feeling down. this has got to be the most emo post i've written here in 4 years! (cos this blog was created 4 years ago, i think)

sorry bbq icecream. i've been neglecting you. i havent been blogging on you for such a long time! cos i was busy and occupied with other stuff. so sorry.
i shall try to blog on you more often k, bbq icecream. heck, we're on first name relationships already! ok, i shall try to blog on you everyday, bbq.
whooooo.


yes, i am crazy.

yes i am schizophrenic.

yes i am attention-deficit and hyperactive.

yes i am lovesick.

yes i am an idiot

yes i am THE BESTEST NINJA WARRIOR! wahahaha.
all shall heed my orders or fall prey to my relentlessness. knees shall bow before your king because he is whom you shall give your food, chocolates and tidbits to.

failure to comply will be met with 'the torture'.
not just torture, but THE torture, goes like this: the idiot will be locked in a cell with a display window. professional chefs will grill/fry cuisine in front of the display window and the idiot's eyes MUST remain opened while the chefs are cooking. the torture lasts for two weeks and within this period, the idiot is denied any food.

under my rule, all convicted rapists are to undergo a 50% trans-gender surgery. this means the surgery will only be halfway done. testicles obtained from the surgeries are to be mashed in full-view for the convicted rapists and then drenched in black-pepper sauce and become their DINNER.
failure to finish that DINNER will be met with death by the sewing up of the anus and the ureter.

IN MY KINGDOM I SHALL RULE FOR AEONS TO COME.
because, i am IMMORTAL! MUAHAHHAHAHAH.

WAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA
KAKAKAKAKAMUAKAKA
LALALJAJAJAJAWAWA
YAYAWAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHMUAHAHH
MUAHAHAJULAH SINGAUPRA MAJULAH SINGAPURA
MARILAH KITA BERSATU ROTI PRATA KOSONG.
AH BANG, ROTI PRATA KOSONG WITH EGG.
ICED MILO WITHOUT ICE. KOPI-OH WITH CONDENSED MILK.
STRAWBERRY MILK TEA WITHOUT THE CUP.
GIVE ME BONELESS CHICKEN WING. IF GOT BONES I WHACK YOU.
I AM GOING TO WHACK YOU, REALLY, I WANT TO EAT BA KUA OR I WHACK YOU KUKUBIRD ALREADY!

I WANT TO EAT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE DONUT BECAUSE CHOCOLATE MAKES ME HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHY? COS IT CAUSES YOUR BODY TO PRODUCE ENDORPHINS WHICH IS THE CHEMICAL PRODUCED DURING AN ORGASM. THAT MEANS WHEN I EAT CHOCOLATE, I HAVE AN ORGASM AND IF I EAT A LOT A LOT OF CHOCOLATES, I START TO... OK I DONT WANNA SAY BUT YOU GET THE BIG IDEA RIGHT.

WHAT NO?! FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO WHACK YOU AND SUBJECT YOU TO THE TORTURE. OR THE 50%TRANS-GENDER SURGERY! FUCK YOU! TELL ME YOU'VE GOTTEN MY BIG IDEA TELL ME NOW!

RAHHHHHAGRHAH. WAHAHA WE ARE HEIRS OF A GLORIOUS KINGDOWN OF TREASURES PAST AGES HAVE BESTOWED SOMETHING SOMETHING. THEY SAY DONT FORGET THE LYRICS BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY.
I ALSO NOT GOING TO JOIN THE COMPETITION WHAT, REMEMBER LYRICS FOR WHAT. FORGET ALREADY LAH