sleepover at matthew's was so eventful! more so than any others and any chalets or whatsoever. wheeee.

jarvis, joshua lee, matt and i met on sunday morning and we went to ecp to play some water war with his church people. it was fun, but rather rough. we left when area-cleaning started!

then we did a little parkour when matthew got his knee injured. he has been limping ever since the injury and we had to supoort him and piggyback him.
but that wasn't the only casualty we had.

at the condo, we went swimming. i showed jarvis my butterfly stroke. when he tried it, he dislocated his left shoulder because all the muscles were too stiff! RAHHHH. hahaha.
we had to send him to tan tock seng. so he stayed there till 2am.
we played lan and watched videos before picking jarvis up from the hospital. then we watched a movie at matt's house, played cards till 6am amd slept.

so exciting sia.

dont worry about the title. it doesnt mean anything. it's just the literary embodiment of pure euphoria. eh it doesnt make any sense.

but i'm HAPPYYYY.
if i'm happy and i know i clap my hands *clap clap*
if you're happy and you know, ok that's good for you but keep it to yourself and listen to me clap. *clap clap*

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO NO MORE PRELIMS! NO MORE EXAMS (for a while lah fuck)

went out with megan just now for a movieee. i swear today is the best day ever. (but i'm sure there'll be other days in the future which i would swear as the best days ever too!)

we watched G-force which isnt a kiddy show ok. i liked it! it's about serious stuff like spies, special forces and secret agents. and saving the world!

and it's got a 'save the animals' note in the movie. the mole is angry with mankind because his habitats and families were killed by humans.
i cant understand why humans are so crazy. thank God i'm not a human being! wooohoooo!

you mean I AM!?
fuck!

doiiiiii.
whyyyyy is the stresssss to muchxczxx!??!!????????!!!!!!!
pimplezxzzx many worhxz!

sian lah. yesterday i had to study chem. today i have to study maths. tmr i have to study bio. no wonder all the pimples appear. and it's called selective pimpling cos all the pimples only appear on the left cheek. err ok, it's the right cheek.

whatever bye.

when your girlfriend is perfect, it's goooood! however, there is one disadvantage: you might think you're not good enough for her.

you can guess what this post is about already! yes, about MEGAN!
HEY i heard that! i heard you say "not againnnnn"
but i dont care.

i've come the the conclusion that she is the embodiment of perfection. she is the incarnation of an angel! WOOOOOOO YEAH.
what are the chances of a guy having an angel as a girlfriend? you'd have to use poisson distribution because it involves very small possibility. OK done with nerd jokes.

megan is trilingual, cute, sporty and fit. she is smart and able to achieve outstanding academic results. she has a powerful grasp of the english language too and would sometimes say stuff which would shortcircuit my puny brain.
superficial reasons aside. she's respectful and filial and friendly to everyone!
these are just what i can think of right now (my brain is numb from electrochem). there are countless reasons why she is perfect.

i'm a lazy bum who doesnt give a damn (or two) about studies. i procrastinate!
and i'm fatzxs.
and i eat a lot! ok, that's a good thing so take that out.

but who cares! i shouldnt worry about not being good enough because we're already together and what i have to do is enjoy perfection. woooohoooo.

have a good day. thank you.

sianzbanana. study study study. and i cant see my fatgirl.

:(

hi kids! welcome to barbeque-icecream dot blok spod dot cong.
the word of the week is 'PWNED'.
remember it because you need to know what it means when i do that to you! teehee////

i've been pwned by prelims. fucking hell, math paper 1 was a killer. fucker fucker. they are obviously out to kill us! and when i was doing the paper, i got so stressed up that after that, i went into a state of shock and couldnt study well for chem.

GP was hard too. but for GP, i had no one to blame cos on that day itself, my mind just went blank. whenever i try to do higher order of thinking, it just becomes so messy in my brain. i dunno how to describe it but my brain wasnt operating at optimum capacity!

anyway, CS yesterday with my classmates was great!
let's blame the superduper choco-licious cake i had before playing. the chocolate was so thick it gave me a sugar rush. i couldnt sit still an kept shouting!
ok i admit that without the chocolate, i'd be doing that too. but the chocolate intensified the behaviour!
CS is so fun.

spent quality time with fatgirl today. so funny, fun and full of ADVENTURES! woohoo. everytime i meet her for quality time, there's always fun and adventure! that's because we're both crazy and random and spontaneous and inquisitive and daring and love exploring.
hi i'm dora the explora!

talking about crazy, i think i am crazy.
attention-deficit-hyperactivity disorder is needless to say.
prone to violence sometimes.
i get high on oxygen and drunk on water too!
now i think i have a slight case of obsessive-compulsiveness. i keep checking my wallet to see if everything's in place. a few times in ONE minute!
and i keep checking my phone to see if my reception is good. i dunno why.
but it's only a slight case cos that only happens when i'm alone and when i have nothing to do.

wooohooo! meow. mehhhhh. woof. hoooowl. kekekek