i cant beat this game! so difficult sia.
i give up trying. but that doesnt mean i give up on the hope of winning the game.
it's up to you now.

2 horrible ninjas - More bloopers are a click away

niceeeee

i wanna eat my baby fatgirl nowwww.

yesterday was rather good. i went to sharidan's house for dinner. it's a christmas celebration for his friends and relatives and megan asked me to go with her!
WOOOHOOO!

and today, i watched bodyguards and assassins with my family. it was rather good, balancing action and history.
it really shows a lot about how people are willing to fight and sacrifice their lives for their country. just like what i'd do FOR FATGIRL!

but really, i'll fight for my country lah. which boy wouldnt? believe me, when crisis strikes, everyone will feel a need to defend singapore. there's so much worth protecting.
and, in singapore, every single one of the men are soldiers! how cool is that!WAHAHAHA

during this festive season, i wanna take the opportunity to share with all of you an age old secret. it's not even supposed to be a secret. but few people know it because they lack belief.

the secret is that santa is, in fact, a ninja.

i know it's a shocking revelation.
for many people, ninjas dont exist. the problem is worse for santa.

you have to believe!

santa sneak into houses to distribute presents in the middle of the night yet NOBODY has ever seen him. everyone knows that only ninjas are capable of that.

when it's off-season, santa claus is sent on missions such as assassination and espionage. you have to know that santa loves to kill in fanciful ways. he slits the carotid artery, causing a bloodbath which explains his red suit.


and for the last time, world war zero is already over!
everyone should know that world war zero is the epic ninja-pirate war. and it's so last millennium. today, ninjas and pirates live together in harmony to fight a greater threat- the zombies!
RAHHHHHHH

mehhh ree christmas!

i was reading some stuff and there was the line 'remember to feed your pets'.
and i'm reminded of nana, my pet terrapin. argh, i spent close to three months waiting for her to eat before she finally passed away. even though she didnt eat for three months (cos of some illness i think), i still gave her food everyday religiously. and i changed her water regularly too, 50% old water, 50% tap water.
I REMEMBER TO FEED HER EVERYDAY FOR THREE MONTHS. but she died. now she's resting in the garden downstairs cos i buried her there.


anyway, the ho ho ho season is hereee!
i went to my aunt's house to celebrate with all the other relatives. it was fun. we exchanged presents and all i received were chocolates! but i like!

then i went for my first clubbing experience. my cousins brought me to double O and my mum said okay since it's just to experience stuff. anyway, i dont think i'll be going back. it's fun with the company but i dont like the atmosphere. it's like something evil is lurking around!

my cousin's boyfriend sent me home at 4 plus and i slept upon hitting the bed cos i was already sleepy at the time we reached the club. (but not before showering lah)

so, that's my christmas story this year.
merry christmas everyone! marry me!not

it's so hot today. make me sweat like a pig.
oh i know! it must be because i went out with megan in the afternoon!

we went out to look for her mum's present. she got a skirt for her mum and a pair of shorts for herself and i'm just happy to be there! mehhhh heh heh heh heh wooootoooo.

and and ANDDDD, i exchanged presents with megan too!

i know i sound gay now. that's because i AM gay. but no no, i AM happy!
so, i sound like a homosexual because i am happy. i sound gay because i'm gay. get it? RAHHHH

wooooooo i see you've gotten a new skin! atta boy, be the man!

ahhh my blogskins are always grey, black and white in colour even though my favourite colour is orange.
do you know why? no!
i like to answer my own questions. yes!

that's because grey is the most neutral colour. orange signifies happiness and my life isnt pure joy 24/7.
so if one day i'm upset, i might find the orange colour offensive. same reason i cant use other colours except the monotonous stuff.

chao outside, mother fuckas. TEEHEEE

fatboy strikes back with a long post. read it at your -
shit i forgot what they always say for this phrase! like, enter at your something. what's that something!? MENTAL BLOCK!
just kidding, of course i know the phrase! READ IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.


i'm a 'what if' guy.
but guess what!
'what if' guys can be classified into so many categories.
one salient stratum consists of those who think about the past, like, 'what if i tried harder?' and 'what if i ate the doughnut instead of the croissant?'

but i'm in the other class. the ones thinking of the future.
like, 'what if the doughnut gets stolen later?'

some call this pessimism, paranoia and all.
i call this preparing for the worst. i know myself the best; i know i'm an optimist!
but i always cant help trying to cover things from all angles.

this is extremely ironic given that my deplorable chess-playing is due to me being straightforward.

i'm so weird lah.
i know, my personality is a amalgam of all contradictions.
i think of all possible scenarios instinctively that some people find me pessimistic. but on the other hand, when i play chess, i go straight for my goal and dont give a damn about loopholes.

i seem crude and hyperactive but on the other hand, i read!

and, i love megan noelle chew!
(ok sorry, no link)



speaking of megan, i'm reminded.
look to your right (as in, right of this page lah, not your exaxt right lah). if you're a tad observant, you'd notice my archives start only from may 2009.
to be exact, my blog started on 18 may 09 when it's supposed to be dec 05.

wait a minute, read this first.
*disclaimer notice: corny and cheesy content involved. any damages or injuries to your digestive tract and hormonal balances will not be my responsibility if you choose to carry on. *

because, megan entered my life on 18th may! that's when my life started.
no offense to the people i knew before then. all are still my friends!

on 18 may, i sent her that fateful facebook message that changed everything in my life.
i swear, my life will never be the same.
i dont want anything from the past to haunt me. i dont want to see the ghosts of my past.
that's why i decided to delete everything before 18th may. to start a new.
i wanna be a good person for megan.

megan's coming back tmr. i hope everything goes well.
i really loveeeee her so much! i cant lose her you knowwwww.

end.

i've only endured 3 out of 14 days. and it feels like a freaking ten.

i havent been sleeping well these days.
you know, when i normally turn in for the day, i will make sure everything's alright and settled first. but for these 14 nights, i cant do that. so i try to make myself very tired before going to bed by playing pokemon or reading.
but when i go to bed, i cant fall asleep until quite some time later.

and everyday, i will wake up early cos i go out everyday to preoccupy myself. so i get very little sleep in total.

usually when i fall asleep on the train/bus, or someone's house, i'm not fully in deep sleep. it's like a ninja thing not to fall into deep sleep outside of your own house!
but these few days, i totally konk out cos i'm soo tired.
i konked out at limzy's house today. mehhh.

anyway, 7th december which is just minutes ago is the 5th montly anniversary of megan and i being together! nice.
but only if she could be here. RAHHHH

i only like smart people, that's why i like megan! mehhh.

i went out with the class guys today for dinner and hanging out.

i want my fatgirl NOWWWWwwwW

i watched ninja assassin with megan on wednesday!
i know that sounds weird. cos watching 'ninja assassin' also means watching 'augustine' cos they're synonymous.
soo nice, both the company and the movie!

tmr's prom. might be watching ninja assassin again after prom with my classmates.
but no megan :( whyyyyyyy.......
rahhhhhhh

no megan for 14 days. FOURTEEN DAYS. fourteen days is two weeks. so longggg.

i'm so gonna sulk and be emo for two weeks.

wahhhhh. i'm back!
i have so much to say but dunno where to start from.

i shall start with this:
do you remember how, when you read about deaths in disasters, you thought 'those people definitely didnt deserve to dieee.'
but have you ever thought, when you see people wearing fur coats and leather jackets, that those animals didnt deserve to die?
the end.

doomsday is coming in 2012 december. i know it's crap, and we'll all think back and laugh at the thought in 2013.
but given the extreme changes in climates and all the natural disasters around, i wouldnt be surprised if doomsday came 200 years later!

one last paper left: bio paper 1.
rahhh after that it's freedom! prom the next day and playing like crazy the following days.
until 5th feb when i get into army.
i'm in commando! but i dont feel hyped up already. i dont even feel happy when i received the letter of enlistment. i just felt, like, neutral. cos i already expected it! mehhh.
i knew this would happen ever since i was in sec4.
i dunno what to expect out of army. i just hope that I GET TO BOOK OUT EVERY WEEKEND TO SEE MY FATGIRL!

sianzzzbanana. i dont know what to type already. byeeee