during this festive season, i wanna take the opportunity to share with all of you an age old secret. it's not even supposed to be a secret. but few people know it because they lack belief.

the secret is that santa is, in fact, a ninja.

i know it's a shocking revelation.
for many people, ninjas dont exist. the problem is worse for santa.

you have to believe!

santa sneak into houses to distribute presents in the middle of the night yet NOBODY has ever seen him. everyone knows that only ninjas are capable of that.

when it's off-season, santa claus is sent on missions such as assassination and espionage. you have to know that santa loves to kill in fanciful ways. he slits the carotid artery, causing a bloodbath which explains his red suit.


and for the last time, world war zero is already over!
everyone should know that world war zero is the epic ninja-pirate war. and it's so last millennium. today, ninjas and pirates live together in harmony to fight a greater threat- the zombies!
RAHHHHHHH